User:Staffwaterboy/Userboxes/Userbox

Name

This user's name is Jordan.

teen

This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user is a lifeguard.

This user is a professional Web Designer.

This user lives in or hails from the state of New York.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is l33t pwned nOObs.

This user's time zone is Est.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is of Italian ancestry.

This user's ethnicity is
African American.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.

OOL

This user's internet service provider is Optimum Online.

This user uses Windows XP.

This user has experienced 7 Blue Screen(s) of Death, and caused {{{2}}} of them.

C:\>_ This user uses DOS. (or knows how to use it.)

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!