User:Splarka/electrocute.js
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addOnloadHook(function() { addPortletLink('p-tb','/wiki/Special:Electrocute','Electrocutions'); }); if(wgPageName == 'Special:Electrocute') { document.title = 'User electrocution'; appendCSS('#content {visibility:hidden;}'); addOnloadHook(electrocuteForm); } function electrocuteForm() { var con = (document.getElementById('content')) ? document.getElementById('content') : document.getElementById('mw_content') var bcon = (document.getElementById('bodyContent')) ? document.getElementById('bodyContent') : document.getElementById('mw_contentholder') var fh = getElementsByClassName(con,'h1','firstHeading')[0]; while(fh.firstChild) fh.removeChild(fh.firstChild) fh.appendChild(document.createTextNode('User electrocution')); for(var i=0;i<bcon.childNodes.length;i++) { bcur = bcon.childNodes[i]; if(bcur.id != 'siteSub' && bcur.id != 'contentSub' && bcur.className != 'visualClear') { while(bcur.firstChild) bcur.removeChild(bcur.firstChild) if(bcur.nodeType == 3) bcur.nodeValue = ''; } } if(queryString('submit')) { bcon.innerHTML += '<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a6/Shock_sign.jpg/200px-Shock_sign.jpg" style="border:1px dashed red;" /><br>' + '<b style="color:#990000;">User "<i>' + queryString('user') + '</i>" has had an electric shock per the following parameters:' + '<dl><dd> voltage = ' + queryString('voltage') + '<br> amperage = ' + queryString('amperage') + '<br> type = ' + queryString('acdc') + '<br> duration = ' + queryString('duration') + '</dd></dl>' } //Note: I was writing this as nice dom, but since it is for a gag anyways, it is too much work' bcon.innerHTML += '<form method="get" action="' + wgServer + wgScript + '"><input name="title" type="hidden" value="Special:Electrocute" />' + '<fieldset><legend>Electrocute a deserving user</legend>' + '<label for="user">User: </label><input id="user" type="text" name="user" /><p></p>' + '<label for="amperage"> Amps: </label><select id="amperage" name="amperage">' + '<option selected="selected" value="0.001">0.001</option><option value="0.01">0.01</option><option value="0.1">0.1</option>' + '<option value="1">1</option><option value="10">10</option><option value="100">100</option></select>' + '<label for="voltage"> Voltage: </label><select id="voltage" name="voltage">' + '<option value="6">6</option><option value="12">12</option><option value="24">24</option>' + '<option value="36">36</option><option value="48">48</option><option selected="selected" value="120">120</option>' + '<option value="240">240</option><option value="480">480</option><option value="2000">2000</option><option value="60000">60,000</option></select>' + '<input id="acdc_ac" value="ac" name="acdc" type="radio" checked="checked" /><label for="acdc_ac">AC</label>' + '<input id="acdc_dc" value="dc" name="acdc" type="radio" /><label for="acdc_dc">DC</label> ' + '<small> (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_shock#Lethality_of_a_shock">help</a>)</small><p></p>' + '<label for="duration">Duration: </label><input id="duration" type="text" name="duration" value="100 milliseconds"/><p></p>' + '<input type="submit" value="Apply" name="submit" />' + '</fieldset></form>' appendCSS('#content {visibility:visible;}'); if(queryString('user')) document.getElementById('user').value = queryString('user'); if(queryString('duration')) document.getElementById('duration').value = queryString('duration'); } function appendCSS(text) { var s = document.createElement('style'); s.type = 'text/css'; s.rel = 'stylesheet'; if (s.styleSheet) s.styleSheet.cssText = text //IE else s.appendChild(document.createTextNode(text + '')) //Safari sometimes borks on null document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s); return s; } function queryString(p) { var re = RegExp('[&?]' + p + '=([^&]*)'); var matches; if (matches = re.exec(document.location)) { try { return decodeURI(matches[1]); } catch (e) { } } return null; }

