Wikipedia:Song/Vandal Intrusion

O sysops, a great wave of vandals is upon us.

A pestilince they are, to our pure pages of greatness.

Shalt we not bring out our magick

And thou shalt smite them unforgivingly.

This is your quest young man, to slay the vandal dragon that brings diesise upon our creation.

Now vandal killers give him damnation.

And return to us a jubilation.

We trust it to you to slay the dragon.