Wikipedia:Song/Still Unbanned

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This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

W*k*p*d** R*v**w

We do what we must

because we can

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are banned

But there's no sense crying

over every quick block

You just keep on saving

till the database's locked

And the editing is stopped

A Squid failure notice up

For the people who are

still unbanned

I'm not even angry.

I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you blocked my ass

And banned me

And blocked my whole college

And set the IT staff on my ass

As they kicked me out I cried,

I was so happy for you!

Now I've found your IP and your home phone on time

And I found your employer and I'll drop them a line

So I'm glad I got blocked

And the database is locked

for the people who are

still unbanned

Go ahead and leave me

I'll stay on the Wikback for a while

maybe I'll find somewhere else

to edit

maybe Citizendium ...

THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway, these edits grate

They're so delicious and moist

look at me still talking when there's editing to do

when I look out there

it makes me glad I'm not you

I've admin-bots to run

there are warnings to be done

for the people who are

still unbanned

and believe me I am still unbanned

I'm adding edits and I'm still unbanned

when AOL's blocked and I'm still unbanned

when Tor's blocked I'll be still unbanned

and when the world's blocked I'll be still unbanned

still unbanned

still unbanned