Wikipedia:Song/Oh! Wikipedia

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[edit] Introduction

Wikipedia:Song sung to Oh! Susanna. This song is about a new user on Wikipedia.

[edit] Lyrics

Oh I come from just my little world with a laptop on my knee,
I'm going to Wikipedia, my true love for to see,
My laptop crashed the day I joined, the keyboard it was dead,
The drive so hot it caught on fire; Wikipedia, don't you dread.

Oh, Wikipedia, don't you cry for me,
For I come from just my humble home,
With my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night when everything was still,
I thought I had some facts at hand and wiki-editing skill,
I saw myself reverting vand' and blockin' users too,
I wanted to protect some stuff; Wikipedia, don't turn blue.

I soon will be off editing
A resource picturesque,
And when I find Wikipedia,
I'll fall upon my desk.