User:Slartibartfast1992

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Slartibartfast1992
Name Bruno Kaufman
Gender Male
Birth date December 25, 1992
Birthplace Buenos Aires, Argentina
Location Buenos Aires, Argentina
Occupation High School Student
Education Doing 9th grade
Religion Atheist
Interests

Chemistry, Philosophy, Music (Piano especially)
Userboxes
This user is male.
This user identifies as straight.
INTP This user's MBTI type is INTP.
This user is proud to be Argentine.
es Este usuario tiene el español como lengua materna.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
nws-5 This user newspeaks doubleplusgoodwise.
1,200+ This user has made over 1,200 contributions to Wikipedia.
This user has been adopted by Dfrg.msc.
exclude This user is a Wikipedia exclusionist.
This user is a member of the Association of Mergist Wikipedians.
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
Y This user is a member of Generation Y.
This user eats sushi.
cvg-3 This user is an advanced gamer.
БОРАТ This user is a fan of Borat.
"...In a spirit of scientific inquiry, [Ford Prefect] jumped out the window again."

- Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
prog-1 This user is a beginning programmer.

So, in a spirit of scientific inquiry, I decided to resucitate my user page. So... I don't know what to type here...
(insert lame introductory paragraph of your choice).
There we go. If you didn't catch that, I live in Argentina, I'm 15 years old, and I just survived final exams... I guess sleeping in class really does work as a learning method.

Contents

[edit] What I Believe

Humans are stupid
An eternal truth. I'm no exception; I won't pretend I'm some sort of superhuman person. But just realizing that most humans are uncurably stupid makes me somewhat smarter than the average.

What is that? How come humans are so stupid if they invented so much good stuff, you say? Well naturally, I have to agree that war has proved to be a very useful invention. Note: whoever did not catch that as sarcasm is exhibit #2 for human stupidity. Besides, everbody knows that mice come first, dolphins second, humans third on the intelligence scale.

Oh, another question? Please, go ahead. What did the mice do that's so great, anyway, you say? Well, they would be calculating the question of life in a distant universe if it weren't for a terrible catastrophe that the Vogons committed on a Thursday. Don't worry, we have the answer. No, I'm not going to tell you what it is. Because I don't want to.

Well enough for human stupidity, if it weren't for humans being so stupid it would be a postulate. Ooh, almost a paradox. But please don't let me diverge into one of the millions of chaotic directions this monologue could go in, let's go on to the next section.

[edit] What I do

  • Sleep
  • Eat
  • Daydream

[edit] On Wikipedia, you idiot

Oh, right.

  • I have recently discovered Lupin's Anti-Vandalism Tool and am currently fighing off whole waves of human stupidity at lightning speed thanks to its easy-to-use interface.
  • I am currently working on the following articles:

Yeah, I just realized it, but that's mostly what I do. Mental note: find more stuff to do in Wikipedia.

[edit] More WikiStuff

  • I was adopted by Nick.
  • I believe that articles should contain only the information absolutely necessary. If with that information they cannot make it to good article status, they should be merged. Whenever this is impossible, impractical or just "not good", they should be deleted.
  • I don't have much more stuff to add here.

[edit] Awards

The Special Barnstar
This is kind of over-due, but - Here you go, Slartibartfast, for being the first editor to welcome me to Wikipedia! Thanks alot! Midorihana(talk)(contribs) 22:20, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Behold the everlasting emptiness of this section from this point on