User:Sir Jacob Maryvail

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He was born, December 25, 152000million years ago Son of mel gibson and britney spears. Was raised in Canberra, southside, Australia with 6 brothers, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Genesis, Zacariagh and a adopted sister from India, Alana. Was raised on a farm with a dog called spot who liked to count. Sir Jacob Maryvail was first pushed into the limelight at age 31 when he was discovered in Adam and Eve the x rated movie. Was voted the freshest talent of 152000million years ago. He recently broke up with Girlfriend Pamala Anderson and is now dating singer/actress Lauren Ralph. His childhood BFFL and neighbour Alissa Chad, are about to star in the upcoming series The pussycat dolls search for the next pussy. He recently completed the film "i cant find my naughty police women" starring Melinda Derno as Police women naughty miss and Laura Ryin as baby bankrobber. Maryvail has a love child, now 16 years old Miranda Personnal from his two week relationship over the summer to U.N Willaims

Filmography

- Mean Girls, 2004 - Troy, 2004 - Clueless - Adam and Eve Christmas special XXXXrated