User:Simon Le Bon

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Simon Le Bon
(Bored)
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Name Simon Le Bon
Gender Male
Contact info
Website Surprise!
E-mail don't want spam here
- Contact me if you want it
AIM This sucks.
GTalk This sucks.
MSN This sucks.
.Mac This sucks.
IRC This sucks.

Hello there! And welcome to my user page. If you don't like it, who cares?

Contents

[edit] About Me

There's not much to say; I tend to one-stop edit in order to improve articles. There are a few I follow; mainly Porn and related articles. I am gradually increasing my purview. I take a passing interest in Family Guy and related articles. I have interest in Star Trek related articles, though I don't really have the time right now to get into participating in any editing therein. If I am reading an article which is very poorly written, I may stop and try to restructure/regrammaticize it. Oh, and I also enjoy making up words (though I avoid doing this on wikipedia; don't worry).

[edit] Stuff that pisses me off

Things that piss me off include:

  • You! (If you don't have any humour sense)
  • Idiots
  • Idiots who edit articles with false information, and then continue to add it after being told the information is false
  • Idiots who vandalize articles
  • Idiots who don't realize they are idiots
  • Idiots who dun be using there's really poor grammars on wIKIPEDIA, and thems who dont care too learn!!! [Note: The preceeding is a mockery of idiots, and not idiocy in and of itself]

[edit] My Contributions

All lists are to the best of my recollection

[edit] Articles created

I don't remember

[edit] Other stuff

  • Show screenshots
  • Other screenshots, occasionally
  • Random articles I come across that are in desperate need of fixing, and I happen to have free time.

[edit] Userboxes

Who I Am
SI This user prefers the metric system of measurement.
gk This user is a geek.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 150+.
This user is a Pontiac Firebird enthusiast.
This user is a De Lorean DMC-12 Enthusiast.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
What I Do
This user is a law school student.
BA This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Economics.
gtr-3 This user is an advanced guitarist.
mnd-1 This user is a novice mandolinist.
pno-1 This user is a novice pianist.
This user's favourite subject is Computing.
\sum This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.
Web This user has a website.
This user is owned by one or more dogs.
What I Like
d'oh This user is a member of WikiProject The Simpsons.

TREK This user is NOT a member of WikiProject Star Trek, but only because he doesn't have time.
This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.
LOST 4…8…15…16…23…42…
This user is LOST…
$ This user is a fan of game shows.
This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.
FG
This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
HANKS
This user is a Tom Hanks Fan.
This user does not enjoy reading.
Computers
Y! This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
ROG
This user's internet service provider is Rogers Cable.
IE This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
<html> This user can write HTML.
.css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
php This user can program in PHP.
mysql This user writes programs that access MySQL.
Language
en-ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canadian English.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
BS This user can speak Bullshit.
gb-0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.
dlph-0 This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.
tlh-0 tlhIngan Hol jatlhbe' lo'wI'vam qoj 'oH jatlhqangbe' ghaH.
Grammar
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately....
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
they This user considers singular they standard English usage.
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
snuk This user says snuck.