User:Silofolous
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[edit] Origin of Silofolous/Wachaw
Silofolous is a term that means nothing, but at the same time, can also mean everything. One such usage of the word is as a name. If it is used as a name, however, there is no last name; there is only "Silofolous". The name Silofolous is almost synonomous with the word "Wachaw", a shrimp-like call of the wild used to unsuccessfully call wildebeasts and boars. In mid-2006 it was discovered that the call was fairly unsuccessful, but was done nonetheless. It has been confirmed that only those named "Silofolous" can properly do this call, anyone else will produce a softer, slightly lower pitched (and perhaps more successful) version of the Wachaw sometimes known as the "witchaw".
[edit] Known Silofoli
Only one is known, but ancient Mayan legends speak that the man known as Silofolous will return more than once. The legendary Silofolous known to exist is named Matt R. The last name is speculated to be either Ribbitydibbity, Rampsterkampf or Robertson, but Ribbitydibbity is the most accepted name.
[edit] Death of Silofolous?
While it was initially believed that a Silofoli could not die, but rather be reborn like a Phoenix, There is a possibility that the current Silofolous is in fact, dead. In the first season of the underground hit show, "Survivormen", late in the series, the supposed Silofolous dies from a never-before-revealed allergic reaction to the cold. We have no information that verifies that this is the actual Silofolous, even though he is always referred to as "Silofolous" in the show, and if it is, if he actually died during filming a la "The Crow".
[edit] Legend of the Silofoli
This is what the ancient Mayan text says (much of the text has withered away, so we can only know a small portion of it):
A day, long ago, almost a week now,
A man named Silofolous appeared from the Burger King (this wasn't actually a Burger king, but it is the closest thing to it)
This man, holding what is known as the Burger of Life (again not actually a burger)
Told the tribe of Wachaw many things that were yet to come, extravagant things of life
As well as how to turn eggs into gold (again, not actually gold)
then magically disappearing into the sunset, saying "I will return. Twice. Wachaw."
It was obviously later discovered that the many things yet to come, indeed did NOT come true, in fact, sometimes the opposite thing happened, though there is no confirmation.
[edit] Future Silofoli
Seeing as the ancient Mayans saw the first Silofoli in 1997, and the current Silofoli exists eleven years later, we can expect a new Silofolous in 2015.
