User:Sick Pigs

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Def.noun

1. a very offensive word (translates into some thing like an idiot)

2. just about the 4 coolest people on earth


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[edit] The Sick Pigs!

You might think Sick Pigs are:

  a. barfing boars
  
  b. unhealthy hogs
  
  c. feverish swine

But all of those answers are wrong! Sick pigs are actually friends who go to Door County! There were 4 sick pigs, there still are 4 Sick Pigs and there will always be 4 Sick Pigs. Thier names are: Ally,Brynn,Lizzy,and Jane. They have been to Door County together twice and stayed at Lizzy's relatives place. The next few paragraphs tell what they did. THEY ROCK from there biggest fan Lauren!!


[edit] 2006, Year One

This was the first year of the Sick Pigs. Jane and Brynn didn't know each other yet. On the way up they watched Harry potter Prisoner of Azkaban and ate food Ally's mom gave them and stopped at an ice cream place (but didn't buy ice cream) to look at a huge cow and go on a little slide for a few hours,also went to a restraunt where they played I-spy and caught fuzzzies.Some time during the trip they discovered The Laughs giving them all nicknames:Brynn-Giggles,Lizzy-Twitch,Ally-Squeal,and Jane-Weezer. They laughed a lot! They staid at Door County for 4 days that year, this is what they did. They got lost and found a scary chair. Ate ice cream every day(the whole time Ally's face had ice cream on it) and watched movies every day,but never took showers! They also went swimming a lot(Brynn found a cucumber thing in the water but then lost it, that same day they buried most of Lizzy's crocs in the sand to make it look like ally was wearing them). Road a convertable every were and went to a fish boil.Went for a walk and saw Chuckie,pretended to jump off a cliff,and Lizzy added "us" to the end of every word until we walked by another sign that said "Curicus" (it sounded really wrong when she said we). Went shopping,at the pink mailbox, and bought mars mud and found out you can blow it up,candy,a chicken Jane will pop, and other stuff. But then they had to go home.

[edit] 2007, Year Two

They're back! During the trip they listened to Shakespeares Secret. Then they arrive and once again travle deep into the woods (but unfortunately don't find the chair or get lost). Throughout this trip they go to a hotel to swim quite often. They also travle in their convertable. Twice they eat at a cafe where mommy pig worked a lot. One time they were forced to sing their theme song. Which by was added to. 'See below for details'. They also went to a beach with a lot of seaweed in it and ended up getting a lot of it in their suits. Another beach they visited was foggy, had ice cold water and mysteriosly squeaky sand. There they built a sandcastle, a donought, and a sand man. They also made one of the pigs a mermaid and buried the others' legs.The most exciting thing they did was dye their hair.Brynn tried to dye her hair green but it didnt work. Ally died her hair blue but decided to be a poo head and washed it out. Lizzy died her hair green and got highlights, and jane died her hair purple which turned out pink but with the best result.


[edit] The Best Song In The World

Where's ur mama gone?  Where's ur mama gone?

Little baby froug.  Little baby froug.

I have found ur mom.  I have found ur mom.

Little baby froug.  Little baby froug.

Not ur brother or ur lover or any other but ur mother.

Froug, I am ur mother!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!