User:Shartpear

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One of the Original Creators of the Simple Universe, SHartpear was created out of the infinitisamal abyss of nothing. He is Rumored to be stronger than the other 12 Original Creators combined. This is supported by the outcomes of the battle between him and Chuck Norris, and later of the Battle between Shartpear and Team Godzilla. Team Godzilla was at the time composed of Bill Gates, The Fantastic Four, The Inventor of Fire, He-man, and of course Godzilla. Both of these battles turned out as victories for Shartpear. Of Course his arch Nemisis, Ganondorf, was able to create a Dark Shartpear, but Shartpear defeated him with his long shot, and then proceded to chase ganondorf away with the Sword of a Thousand Truths. So Far, everything i have told you was based in the realm of truth, with hard evidence to verify each statement. Now we must move into the realms of myth, rumour, and half-truths. For now, we begin his time as a ninja. It was written in the Great holy book of the phoenicians that at 34 FR( 190 BC) the Shartpear descended among his people and marked one. The Chosen One, as he was later kalled, was summoned on his 24th birthday, after years of training in every form of defense and offense of the time. the Chosen One was meant to be a hand of Shartpear, and for a time he was. However, soon he grew arrogant and sought to steal Shartpear's Throne. The Chosen One turned everything he had learned from all the races, and what SHartpear had taught him, to this purpose. SHartpear, enraged, melted the Chosen One's Soul. This however, did not mollify Shartpear. Shartpear, instead, reached into his rage, and assumed the shape of a ninja. IN this shape, He smote all of the Phoenician race and traveled the globe, silently killing those who displeased him. So much knowledge was lost in the decimation that followed that his whereabouts, and indeed, the reason for the decimation were lost.