User:Shani870127
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| Elaine Wong | |
|---|---|
| Chinese name | 黄意玲 (Traditional) |
| Chinese name | 黄意玲 (Simplified) |
| Birth name | Wong Yee-Leng (黄意玲) |
| Born | October 15, 1988 Cheras, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia |
| Other name(s) | Elaine, YL |
| Official site | Nocturnal Aesthete |
Otherwise, known as Super Baby Princess Lan Fan Mei Yan Yu Chu Chai Chit Pua Fish Chit Pua Swi Char Boh Sui Poh Yee Leng Dearest (SBPLFMYYCCCPFCPSCBSPYLDYL). There is little information on how this came about. However archaeologist found traits of the Hokkien language in it. Origins are still not yet determined.
Was born in 1988, October 15th and currently resides in Cheras. A small suburban area opposite Cheras Perdana. She shares the same roof with another 30 people including her immediate family members and distant relatives. Amongst the closest are her Grandmother who she claimed to have been by her side more than her real parents do. Lives in Kajang when she was younger and moved to Cheras. She is the eldest Granddaughter on both sides of her family, followed by her obnoxious 17 years old sister, Wong Ai Leng (Irene) and her hippy 15 years old brother, Wong Wee Lee (Willy). Little was known about her parents.
[edit] Characteristics
Loves cooking and baking as well as putting make ups. Has baked and cooked numerous varieties of edible foods in the past 15 years of her life. Often helps around the family in terms of cooking. Loves spicy and sour stuffs especially lemons and tom yam soups. Her favorite order so far is Ice Honey Lemon and she loves to cook tom yam soup with the ready made paste in a jar adding in some white cabbage and fish meat if available. Has very little interest in gadgets such as cellphones and other electronic devices, they are immaterial to her. A very efficient SMS typer with her Nokia N73 despite the cellphone's rotten condition. Her refusal to have the rotten cover replaced with a new one proves that she doesn't dig gadgets. Loathes computer games specifically the Defense of The Ancients (DotA) which is a custom Warcraft III map made popular by IceFrog through various cyber cafes around town. Rumors has it that she broke up with her rather useless ex-boyfriend because he paid more attention to games then her. She loves the song Romantic Cellphone (Lang Man Shou Ji) by Jay Chou.
[edit] Education
Enrolled into University College Sedaya International (UCSI) in the year 2006 for the Edexcel A'levels programme after graduating from Secondary 5 with straight distinctions from Sekolah Menengah Convent Kajang. It was said that she enrolled into this course for the sole purpose of buying herself more time to see the options made available to her after her Pre-U years. Interested in and is currently pursuing her degree in Nutritionist & Dietetics in International Medical University (IMU) located nearby the Malaysia's National Stadium, Bukit Jalil. She was last seen in USCI on the 28th of January 2008 roaming around aimlessly and standing still on a late raining evening before she got into a car, it was believed that she was waiting for her mother to fetch her home after a tedious 18 hours of painful examinations.
[edit] Relationships
She was brought up in a rather conservative family which explains her dad is extremely strict in letting her meet other guys and going out late at night. She has been secretly going on dates with the wrong guys. In the year 2007, she met 2 separate individuals that changed her life forever. Kevan Lee, famously knowns as "The Woodstock" was one of the guys she met and coupled up with after she befriended him for a few weeks, went on for 8 miserable months before she called it an end. Shani Gan, the guy whom she met online and never met before but magically became very close friends due to some unexplained phenomena. Their anniversary is on the 9th on every month and they have been together for 4 months already. *article is as of 9/03/08
[edit] The Development of Yee Leng & Shani
[edit] Pre-Chinese New '07
They started out as online acquaintance for the very first time on the 28th January 2007, through a friend name Geffery "Ah Chai" Goh, for their similarities in conversation. Like all online friends, chatting activities were at their minimum. There was no sparks between them yet despite the fact that both are still not attached to anyone yet. The last time Shani heard from her was the night before Chinese New Year of 2007 when she told him she's going out and he subsequently replied her "be careful" That was the last night they both chatted with each other, she was never to be seen online ever since. There were people saying that she blocked him but this doubt was later cleared when she explained herself that her computer went haywire.
[edit] Post-Chinese New Year '07
Months later, she made her appearance once again to the online community and this time bringing news that she is attached to Kevan Lee, "The Woodstock" Strangely enough, she and Shani eventually got closer to each after she is attached which is to everyone's surprise. They became even closer when Shani picked up the habit of playing O2Jam, a conventional button-mashing online musical game which requires the player to press the button that corresponds to the falling notes. It is also believed that all players have Jedi-Reflexes here. They both even played until 0600hrs starting from as early as 2300hrs. It was also this game that bought both these love souls together by creating a master & pet identity where she will always be the ever abusive master that refuses to give him, a bottle nose dolphin tuna but anchovies instead. This approach actually kills the awkwardness of frequent connections between a guy and a girl. They exchanged numbers and SMSes were common then.
[edit] The MAXIS PhoneBill Saga
We found a cellphone bill amounted to RM1,232.46 dated from the month of November '07 to January '08. 98% of the total numbers dialed was to Wong Yee Leng. That was approximately RM200.00 more than the amount his father uses for business transaction purposes.
[edit] The MAXIS SMS Saga
It started as your ordinary "hie & bye" until things got out of control and eventually lead to both of them chit-chatting their day through. Shani clocked a record of SMS send in a month at 2542 smses. These SMSes even came when Shani is sleeping. This went on for a very long period and still is.
[edit] The Switch To Prepaid
It has always been a taboo to Shani when it comes to prepaid lines because they are extremely expensive in terms of Voice Calls, his perception towards prepaid lines is believed to have been influenced by his father. Shani accidentally stumbled upon "Happy", a subsidiary line from DiGi. It like finding NewFound Land as telephone conversations has now cheaper by almost 99%.
[edit] Obsessions
Yee Leng adopted a puppy and eventually named it after Shani and posted it up on friendster.com. The puppy was later renamed Little Shani to prevent confusion. Shani on the other hand, started listening to her favorite song and couldn't stop having dreams about her and constantly hopping between her friendster profile and that of The Woodstock's. Heartaches for him was a norm.
Shani was reported to have departed on the 3rd of April 2008 due to deliberate food poisoning by someone with a malice intention. Snorlax, Shani's brother was also a victim of this anonymous food poisoning incident. However, Shani's body was never found.
[edit] Outings
[edit] Klang Outing @ August, 13 2007
The first outing that made both Shani and Yee Leng met for the very first time.
[edit] Puppies Outing @ September, 9th 2007
Yee Leng purposely drove her newly adopted puppies out despite the rain insisted that Shani should see the puppies with the intention to cheer him up after a very taxing day. Shani was touched.
[edit] KLCC Outing @ October, 8th 2007
The second outing after Shani promised Yee Leng that he will take her to buy her favorite cosmetic line, MAC Cosmetics as her birthday gift. Shani bought her an extra eye shadow knowing that it would make her happy. It is said that Shani's heart has been captured by Yee Leng when he looked at her eyes through the mirror when she was trying on which colors that are suitable. This is also the day where Shani feared for the worst and that is he has fallen for her.
[edit] Yee Leng's Birthday Party @ October, 13th 2007
Her friends were invited to attend including "The Woodstock". Shani was already certain that he likes her and so he went over to The Woodstock's profile and saw that Yee Leng left a comment stating that he doesn't need to wear pink (the theme for her party was; pink) and that he could wear white too. Shani wore white. During the party, Shani and his friends were scouting to see if they could spot The Woodstock but nobody seems to realize his existence except for Shani who spotted him as soon as he walks through that gate.
Shani and his friends sat down and started evaluating The Woodstock and they all came to a conclusion and that is "How much time do they have left?" There was an after party event where Yee Leng took a piece of cheese cake that her friend baked for her and smashed it right onto Shani's face making him the first to be caked that night. They ran around the neighbourhood and while Shani attempts to cake Yee Leng back, he hugged Yee Leng from the back. That was the first hug that was so tight and no discretion. It was a night with no remorse despite going back smelling like butter.
[edit] Mooting Competition / Midvalley Outing @ October, 20th 2007
It was an unofficial invitation by Shani to Yee Leng that she comes to see him M00t with another friend of his. It came to Shani's surprise that Yee Leng actually accepted that invitation. Fearing that Shani might screw up last minute, his mooting partner offered to fetch Yee Leng but was resoundingly rejected by Shani insisting that he should be the driver. She woke up late and almost caused Shani to do the same for the competition.
After the competition which they won through a minimum victory rate, they went on to Midvalley to celebrate and at the same time Shani brings Yee Leng to Delifrance to fulfill his promise to her to bring her for baguettes which turns out to be a disaster. They went for 2 movies, namely The Triangle and Apartment 1303. The latter was the movie where Yee Leng first put her head on Shani's shoulder but due to the humorous gestures that his friend made, Shani ignored any sorts hidden meaning.
[edit] UCSI Prom Night @ October, 27th 2007
This came as a bonus when Yee Leng nodded with agreement almost immediately when Shani jokingly asked her whether he could be her "prom date" when she complained that she is going to be bored there. They both picked up basic Waltz steps online via youtube.com and promised each other they will dance during the prom and they did. There were 2 highlight events that night :-
[edit] + Kenoph Lai's Magic Show
This charismatic young magician requires a volunteer that has a watch in his hand and Shani was picked. He was later asked whether he had a prom date which Shani promptly answered no but figured that he wanted to drag Yee Leng up and so he named her and the magician summoned her up. The trick requires the both of them to draw cards and coincidentally, Yee Leng drew the Ace of Spades while Shani drew the Ace of Hearts (a blind draw). After the segment ended, the magician wished the both of them to "live happily ever after" in front of the hundreds of crowds that bear witness to this historical moment.
[edit] + The Dance Floor
Yee Leng asked Shani to find a suitable Waltz music so that they could dance to it on the prom night and so Shani did as he found Teardrop Waltz. As soon as the dinner and the main events ended, tables in the middle of the ballroom were moved aside creating a dance floor. Soon after, Teardrop Waltz started playing. Shani stood up spread open his right palm and asked "May I?" to which Yee Leng replied by putting her palm on his. They held hands for the first time that night. It was really awkward at the beginning because none of them practice it with a real life partner but they got used to it very quickly and almost stole the limelight of that night.
[edit] Sunway / Subway Outing @ November, 5th 2007
This is as obvious it can get, Yee Leng actually agreed to Shani when he said he wanted to fetch her all the way from Klang to have her hair cut. The first outing that Yee Leng and Shani went out alone together shadowing their true intentions of wanting to see each other with excuses of wanting to eat Subway sandwiches in Sunway Pyramid. Went for the first movie together, watching 1408 and that was the actual first time she put her head on Shani's shoulder. All went well and she fell asleep in Forbidden with Fluffy. Shani poked her nose to wake her up upon reaching her house. Both separated from each other with a heavy heart.
[edit] The Infamous "Fingers Length Measuring"
Took place during the Sunway Outing when both Yee Leng and Shani were debating on who has the longer finger. Both placed their palms together secretly hoping that the other party would just proceed to grab hold of the other's hand but it didn't happen.
[edit] The Confession
Like first time lovers both Yee Leng and Shani were looking for signs to indicate that the feelings that they had lingering within them was mutual and so out of desperation, Shani took the first step into confessing indirectly to her in disguise.
[edit] Shani's Confession
"THANK YOU for making my day and for giving me a memorable prom night that i will never forget even though it was not my night but I will cherish the time we spent together that night.
My heart had fallen for you at the moment that you comfort me when i was feeling down, my heart had fallen for you at the moment that you express concern when i was sick, my heart had fallen for you at the moment you message me when you are bored, my heart had fallen for your everything and i cannot explain why. This will be perhaps the only place that I can express what I’m really feeling deep down inside me that has been hiding behind a strong pretentious shell of sarcasm and laughter, This will be perhaps the only place that i can be myself without the need to worry that others might accidentally read this. This will be perhaps the only place that i can escape from reality and live in my own world. For I placed my trust in you.
I just can't wait to see you one more time, i like to see you everyday. Being with you makes me so happy, you gave me the bravery and courage to do the things that i normally wouldn't do. Is this what they say "you complete me" ?
Call me an idiot i don't care but i feel this connection between you and me that i can no longer deny. I want to be by your side, care for you, hug you and hold your hands and walk the streets. what i wait is for that smile from you that agrees " 31st October 2007
[edit] Yee Leng's Confession
"I guess I still need to message you before I could go to sleep. I promised you yesterday that we will have a happy day today. I hope that the promise is made and fulfilled =). Seeing you walk from your car to my house this morning is such a bliss. I never thought I missed forbidden so much. The drive there, the nonsense we talked about, the coincidence of seeing Subway first thing I entered the mall, the way we both were trying to eat as civilised as we could but failed miserably, the way we walked in the wrong direction which resulted in Fluffy's pink baju, the time we leaned onto the hand rails to watch ppl skate down there, the way you were laughing so happily... every memory of today is playing on my mind, and is making me smile. I drifted into sleep in your car thinking of our day out together, and you were just there by my side, that's why I felt so secured, which eased me into sleep easily. You definitely made my day. Do not equal you holidays to gloom and bad. I picked the first day of your holiday, so that you'll have something to smile upon when you're alone in the remaining days. Now let's just hope that the memories we made today, will be sufficient to last us until our next outing! =D
and I could never thank you enough for everything you have done for me. Yet, thank you =)" 6th November 2007
[edit] Catalyst : The Lost of Hope
These were the short messages that was sent to Shani on a late raining evening when he subsequently remind her to do revision.
"When i feel so lethargic and ppl couldnt stop pressuring me, sometimes all i could do is cry. Yes, call me weak and hopeless. I really dont give a shit anymore. Seriously, if all that could come out from ppl's mouth is 'please study', i'd rather you ignore my existence.
I want to be alone. I dont want to talk to anyone.
I dont know. I wasnt kidding or exaggerating when i told you i hate it when people try to push me in my studies.
... Theres not a single part of me thats not hurting at this moment. I cant breathe. I feel sick. I think im gonna throw up from all that crying. Im really feeling uneasy. Ttyl in a while."
Shani was purportedly being seen in the state of dysphoria immediately after being told that he doesn't want to be seen or heard.
[edit] Aftermath : The Limit Breaker
Nobody knew what happened to Yee Leng after she put an end to the text messages between Shani but minutes later she texted Shani asking him to come online. It was through the grace of MSN Messenger that these 2 love birds finally confronted each other and revealed how strong they actually felt for each other but fearing that it wasn't mutual. No one knows where they found the courage to confessed to each other that night but they believed it was the extreme changed in emotions that night. There was no evidence to show that how they both confessed to each other because they used the "Hand Writing" feature on MSN Messenger hence leaving no record.
However, computer wiz has managed to salvage some part of the hand writings and amongst all other things, the first word that gave spark to everything was from Yee Leng herself
"Will you catch me if i fall? i'm not kidding"
Shani replied
"I have always been below you, ever ready to catch you if you fall and i'm not kidding either"
The date was November 9th, 2007. It was thereon known as "The 9-11 Incident" The MSN Messenger conference ends at dawn (06:30:00) and continued with a 1 hour cellphone conversation where both party barely spoke a word. It was filled with non-stop laughters as they were in an extreme euphoric condition. They officially coupled up when Shani texted her "I Love You"
[edit] The Settlement
Apparently when both Yee Leng and Shani coupled up, Yee Leng was still procedurally attached to The Woodstock but she promised that she will issue an official break up with The Woodstock right after her trials are over which she did. It was done through a series of short messages and they gulped everything down with a scrumptious Lok Lok buffet dinner. The Woodstock tried several pathetic futile attempts into making Yee Leng feeling guilty to which resulted in her feeling irritated and agitated, marking him as a nuisance. Few weeks into breaking up, The Woodstock nevertheless still harasses her through MSN Messenger and occasionally drops her a few crying phone calls. There were no records that suggests that it is still going on.
Yee Leng's breaking up with The Woodstock also caused her to lose 3 of her closest college friends that she met when she first enrolled into USCI.
[edit] The Life After
Shani was very well accepted in Yee Leng's family members and was very soon blended into it comfortably. It was said that Yee Leng's parents treats Shani more like their own offspring than Yee Leng herself sometimes. Recent telephone conversation proves that Yee Leng got scolded for making Shani drives back home alone late at night. Shani has so far received numerous welcome gifts from her family especially from her mother. The sweat shirt was believed to be a return gift on Yee Leng's Christmas presents that Shani's mother bought her, a white gold necklace. The pink shirt was a birthday gift from her mother after Yee Leng let her mother knows about Shani's birthday party. The shirt was worn by Shani for the family's Chinese New Year 2008 reunion dinner at The Boulevard Hotel, Wild Rice Restaurant It is also a common practice for Shani to go over to her their house and have dinner with her parents alongside her other family members.
The act of acceptance by her family is believed to have run its full course when Yee Leng's mother subsequently asked Shani to have Archangel parked inside their house on a raining afternoon occupying one of the allocated parking space of their family.
On the other hand, Yee Leng was also very well accepted into Shani's family. This is due to the frequent overnight stays Shani planned which includes breakfast, lunch and sometimes dinner. Her natural charismatic hasten the breaking down of any awkwardness that may present. She was firstly referred to as "Shani's Friend" by Shani's parents and has soon evolved into calling her by her name. Shani's dog, Zoe acted very hostile to her initially but it didn't take long for Zoe to get familiarize with her scent and Zoe is also treating her as a part of the family. It is uncommon for Zoe to take in strangers in such a short time. She also bought Shani 2 Dwarf Hamsters for his 21st birthday. So far, the largest crowd that she has been exposed to as Shani's girlfriend was at his birthday party on February 2nd, 2008.
They have so far celebrated 2 anniversary months together with the first in Shani's house and the 2nd at Yee Leng's house. Although there was no expensive and pricey gifts exchanged but they nevertheless felt the happiness just being able to recall back the memories they had together before they coupled up. They will be celebrating their 3rd month anniversary this coming February 9th, 2008
[edit] Valentines 2008
This is the first valentines that both of them will be celebrating with that special someone for the very first time and to make it memorable they decided to do a valentines dinner cook out at Shani's house. It is a 3 meal course dinner so inevitably there will be an appetizer, the main course and dessert.
[edit] Appetizers
Cheese Tuna Balls
[edit] Main Course
Roast Salmon with Garlic Butter Lemon Sauce served with Asparagus Potato Cubes
[edit] Desserts
Creme Cheese Chocolate Truffles.
[edit] Drinks
Flavoured Vodka with Lemon Ice Cream Soda
[edit] The Future
Both Shani & Yee Leng had plans for their ideal future. They will both graduate from their respective course and then work for 2 years individually before embarking on the voyage of marriage. They both agreed that they will only have children after spending 2 years as spouses alone without the interference of children. This is to prevent them from being an unprepared parents. Initially the plans were to have 2 kids, a boy and a girl naming them Pistachio and Eevee respectively and it soon evolved to having a 3rd child irrespective of the sex of the baby, the name Espeon will go.
[edit] Glossaries
[edit] Forbidden
Shani's first and previous car, a white 1.3L Proton Gen.2 that was bought in June 2006. Both Shani and Yee Leng had their first 50 minutes kiss in this car and of course many intimate moments, this car also contributed to the relationship success. Forbidden is given away on the 3rd week of December 2007. It was a sad day for both of them given the fact that it has followed Shani for almost a year now and many magic moments happened within that car. Yee Leng drew a portrait using MSN to commemorate the the departure of Forbidden.
[edit] Archangel
Shani's replacement vehicle after losing Forbidden. It is a '98 white Honda CR-V and despite its old age, Archangel still packs a punch in terms of horsepower and durability. Reliability has never been an issue for the aging Archangel that is also scheduled for replacement in the year 2010.
[edit] Fluffy
Fluffy was a 19" x 19" pillow that was bought by Shani on an evening from IKEA after not wanting to go home so early after skipping class to avoid the obliterative Mother's Rants. Fluffy's purchase was an influence of Yee Leng before they coupled up because she had told Shani twice that Forbidden should have a pillow to hug in case she wants to sleep in it. Fluffy was bought with a full red cover sheet but was later changed into a stripe pink cover sheet. The latter was bought by Yee Leng during the Sunway Outing. This pillow marks a very important meaning in both Shani and Yee Leng's life as it was the pillow that created a virtual bridge that closes the denial gaps between them.
[edit] Eevee & Pistachio
Eevee was purchased as a Christmas present to Shani from Yee Leng and in return, Shani bought her a small miniature Christmas Tree. Has been sleeping on the left side of Shani's bed ever since. Pistachio came a month later, from Shani to Yee Leng. The colors of both teddy bears are coded according to the giver, Shani is relatively tanner than Yee Leng which explains why Pistachio is brown and vice-versa for Eevee.
Both Eevee and Pistachio are a symbol of love and obsession between these 2 love birds and they represents the giver during absence.
*this page was created in dedication to the greatest girlfriend of all time.

