User:Sceptre/Wikipedia Pie

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A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How those edits used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those admins dance
And, maybe, they'd be happy for a while.


But November made me shiver
With every summary I delivered.
Bad news on the talk page;
Libel wrote by Brian Chase.


I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his unsourced lies,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the anons died.


So bye-bye, Wikipedia Pie.
Moved the articles on wheels,
But the protection was high.
And them good old admins were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "this'll be the day that I die.
"this'll be the day that I die."


Did you write the book of wikilove,
And do you have faith in Wales above,
If the article tells you so?
Do you believe in Willy on Wheels?,
Do you know how much we admins feel?,
And can you teach me how to delete real slow?


Well, I know that you're in love with Tim!
'cause I saw you editing' using Vim.
You both made your edits free.
With a neutral POV


I was a lonely teenage rouge sysop,
With a thousand edits and a dirty mop,
But I knew that I must stop,
The day the anons died.


I started singin',
Bye-bye, Wikipedia Pie.
Moved the articles on wheels,
But the protection was high.
And them good old admins were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "this'll be the day that I die.
"this'll be the day that I die."


Now for sixteen months we've been on our own
And AFC's backlogged all alone,
But that's not how it used to be.
When Danny sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from NSLE
And a voice that came from you and me,


Oh, and while Jimbo was looking down,
Danny stole his thorny crown.
The discussion was adjourned;
No consensus was returned.
And while Cyde removed every userbox,
In IE and in FireFox,
and changed new page creation locks
The day the anons died.


We were singing,
Bye-bye, Wikipedia Pie.
Moved the articles on wheels,
But the protection was high.
And them good old admins were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "this'll be the day that I die.
"this'll be the day that I die."