User:Sarsaparilla39

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Tropical Disturbance 15S Forecast/Advisory #9:

THIS WILL BE THE LAST PUBLIC ADVISORY ISSUED ON THIS USER UNLESS REGENERATION OCCURS.
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en-AU This user's a native speaker a' 'Straiyan, mate. Bewdy!
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AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz.
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This user is a member of the Tropical cyclone Wikiproject.
This user prefers cold weather.
This user enjoys tracking hurricanes.
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This user is of Danish ancestry.
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This user comes from Australia.
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This user is a supporter of the Port Adelaide Football Club
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This user is straight but not narrow.
A, B and C This user prefers not to use the serial comma.

Hi. My name's Alissa. I have a brother whom I'm proud of, and a father whom I'm not so proud of. I am fairly unattractive so if you are a paedophile I advise you look elsewhere.


After a 2-year hiatus, the duration of which was immensely frustrating but out of my control, I have rediscovered Wikipedia and returned to contribute. I notice a M*A*S*H WP was created in my absence. Excellent, thanks.

I aim to contribute more extensively to WP:TROP and Wikipedia:Wikiproject M*A*S*H. Of course, I'll probably end up slipping into a Wikicoma and not contribute again for three years, but we'll see how we go.

Alissa :-)