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AAAAH!
IT'S FOLLOWING ME!!!
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Despite what I may have said before, I REALLY AM trying to study for extremely important GCSE exams because finally the penny has dropped about the fact that my life depends on the grades I get, so now I seriously will be taking a Wikibreak, starting on the date below.
Message to admins: If you happen to find that I'm online between June 2nd and June 6th, feel free to temporarily block me until the latter date.
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Mes boîtes utilisateurs, b*tch...
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This user wants your number ;-) |
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This user makes ridiculous userboxes. + |
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This user is Turkish. As we say in Turkey, Ne mutlu Türküm diyene. |
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OMG! This user like, totally speaks Valley Girl, betch. |
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Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français, parce-qu'il est un Dieux (...du Stade), (il sourcille très sexyment vraiment comme un très très beau rugbymec ;-P)... |
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Now that Boris Johnson has been elected as London Mayor, I guess its time to move out of London, now. |
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Este usuario desea aprender español por aras de ser sexy. |
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I am young, therefore I am hip. |
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ΤΗις υςεr ωουλδ λονε το ςρεακ Grεεκ βεϲαυςε Ηε ωουλδ λονε το ςωεαr λικε α Grεεκ.
Get off my f*ck*ng lawn, stupid vromoshilloi! Ah, f*ck*ng pushti malagas...
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This user would like to learn Arabic. |
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This user has been playing far too much Heroin Hero and has gone completely loopy. |
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Heppy börfday, may diyör, ben Türkilizce konuşuyorum. Gerçekten oha falan kaldınız, değil mi? |
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This user thinks Britney Spears is totally awesome and is not afraid to admit it. |
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It is affirmative that this user is a nerd. |
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This user looks like an angel, but eats like a truck driver. |
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This user spends far too much time trying to make his user page look pretty. |
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İstanbul is like this user's second home, and he/she would much rather live there than where he/she lives now... |
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Users such as this one should really be editing on Uncyclopedia, and shouldn't EVER be allowed to edit Wikipedia. But its a free country, so up yours, b*tch! |
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This user hates the fact that non-free images can't be used in userboxes. :-(. |
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Good day, my fellow Wikipedians, and welcome to my dominion of userboxes...
...hi! :-D Je suis fou, mais ça, c'est très évident...
Well, isn't this the darned funkiest pàgina you ever saw? Do you like my pàgina? OK, that may sound a bit disturbing, but pàgina is the Spanish word for page, so don't go complaining about me to an admin, K?
[edit] Moi, dans un nutshell (whatever that is in French)
OK, so this is a MySpace survey, but so what? I think its a good way of summing myself up!
- Name: Runningfridgesrule
- Birthdate: K, buddy, let's not get too personal, here!
- Birthplace: See below...
- Current Location: LDN
- Eye color: What's a "color"? Sorry, I don't speak American.
- Hair color: Ditto
- Height: Refer yourselves to Birthdate
- Weight: Ah! How rude!
[edit] What's Your
- Zodiac sign: Scorpio (i.e. I'm smart, horny and EEEVIL!)
- Ethnicity: Turkish (hence why I'm EEEVIL!)
- Body type: X-rated
- Favorite food: For goodness sake, just ditch these crap American spellings!
- Favourite drink: That's better. Turkish tea.
- Favourite animal: Leather
- Best physical feature: My 'ceps, or my ass, whichever has more muscle!
- Fears: A lot of things, I'm a total pussy!
[edit] Have you ever
- Drank: Yup, but now I know that beer tastes like cat piss, so I don't really drink anymore.
- Smoked: I've smoked shisha, if that counts.
- Shoplifted: Er, no... OK, I stole a pack of Oreos, once! But I was sooo hungry, and I paid the guy back afterwards, anyway, so no hard feelings, right?
- Skinny dipped: In the bathtub.
- Had sex: In the bathtub.
- Been dumped: In the bathtub.
- Wha?: Wha?
- OMG, I thought I lost you there: Nope, I'm still here!
- OK, so...ever been dumped?: In the bathtub.
- Oh no...: What? I skinny dipped, then my girlfriend came over and we had "a little encounter" in the bathtub, but then my girlfriend dumped me... Strange, I guess she doesn't like suds as much as I do.
- (no comment): Alright, so where were we?
- Had a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Um...yup!
[edit] Crazy random questions
- Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?: Maybe, maybe not...:-)
- How do you flush the toilet in public?: I don't. That's what urinals are for.
- Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?: Hell yeah.
- Do you have a crush on someone?:Hell no.
- Name one thing you worry about running out of: ¡Gasolina!
- What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?: My brother, Racingrefridgeratorssuck.
- What is your favourite pizza topping?: CHEESE!
- Do you crack your knuckles?: No, my mother told me not to, otherwise I'd get rabies.
- What song do you hate the most?: Anything by some overrated, unsigned band on MySpace. Yup, I'm all about the mainstream!
- What are your super powers?: Being multilingual, je crois...
- Peppermint or spearmint?: Quoi?
- Where are your car keys?: I don't have a driver's license, yet.
- Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?: Yo' mamma's, that who!
- What's your most annoying habit?: Walking like a 1 year old.
- Where did you last go on vacation?: Türkiye
- What superstition do you believe/practice?: Islam
- If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go?: I don't know, but if I built a time machine, I'd probably be the richest man in the entire world.
- Coffee or Tea: Tea, alaturca.
- Do you talk to yourself: I don't know, Runningfridgesrule, do you talk to yourself? I guess not...
[edit] Yo suis onaltı Jahre old
You must be totally amazing to completely understand all of this paragraph's title.
Anyone fancy a nice little scrum in the bushes?
Wελλ κυδος το γου, τΗεn, βιοτcΗ <--If you can read that, too, just...marry me, please! But only if you're hot and have a great personality and are female...unless, of course, you're a total French rugby hunk ;-P! If the latter, then let's have a nice little scrum in the bushes...
Yo burada schreibe un blog.
[edit] Bonjour, je suis Muzzy...
ƏƏƏƏƏƏƏƏƏƏƏƏƏƏƏY!!!!
I simply refuse to die until I learn Arabic, Aramaic, Armenian, Azerbaijani, Georgian, Greek, Hebrew, Japanese, Kurdish, Ladino, Laz, Macedonian, Ottoman Turkish, Persian, Russian, Spanish, Ukrainian and Uyghur.
At the moment I already speak English (obviously), Turkish, French, German and Latin. I can already understand Azerbaijani, Spanish and Ladino (and a bunch of other languages, too), but I can't speak them, if you get what I mean. I also tried to learn Russian by myself, but it's soooo hard! Its very challenging, and I would love to learn it, but I think I need a teacher to do that - and some time. Perhaps when I go to university, maybe?
[edit] Giv us a kiss, luv!
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WARNING: THIS USER IS X-RATED
Approach at your own risk...
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- Ай лав ю!
- Fick mich!
- Je t'♥!
- Αγαπω να αυνανιζεσαι :-)!
- アユ ラブ ユ <(^.^)>
- Te ♥, puta!
- !!!ديركا ديركا مُحمد جهاد
- Ben seni ♥!
- Estou X-rated. Final.
- 你买一些方便面对于我来说，女巫。
- Էս ատել վրացական!!!
- მე სიძულვილი სომხები!!!
LOL I can't believe there's actually a place called Bitsch! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
[edit] I ♥ you
Do you ♥ me, too?
