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This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
| its/it’s |
It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
| ’s |
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately.... |
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Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng |
| AIM-5 |
2 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos. |
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This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off. |
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This user does not smoke. |
| 虎 |
This user was born in the year of the Tiger. |
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This user is drug-free. |
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This user is pro-cannabis. |
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This user follows his/her own political ideals. |
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