User:Roberto T. Symthewethy Charlestian The 3rd

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Roberto T. Symthewethy Charlestian The 3rd is a very important yet not well known person. He was born in Helsinki, Finland on December 23rd, 1947. He went on to do many great things.

[edit] Accomplishments

 Roberto went on to be the creator of Sweet Tarts, point guard for the Harlem Globetrotters, First man to walk on mars, Finland's official lumberjack, voice of Scooby-doo, long lost uncle of Mr. T, the man who killed Adolf Hitler, and director of Scarface.

[edit] Walk On Mars

 His walk on Mars was a secret government experiment that was unknown even to the president of the United States who at the time was Richard Nixon.  He was launched alone in a spacecraft similar to Apollo 11 to Mars.  It took him 2 months to arrive on the surface.  When he got there he placed a Finnish flag on mars.  He continued to walk around on the surface for 14 hours until he was spotted by a alien which he described to like a combination of Chuck Norris, Chewbacca, and Fred Flinstone.

[edit] Death

 Roberto died on February 29th 2004 in Stockholm, Sweden.