User:Robert Dredge

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Robert Dredge was born in 1994 (Year of gods) on the 29th of April (Day of Gods). As you may have already guessed Robert Dredge is a god and not only that but the ruler of Earth. He was offered the job and seeing as he is a nice person he accepted, even though he could be doing much more important things.

Robert grew up in Death Valley (the gods sent him there to test him) since Robert is so great he got out of Death Valley in less then a day. Killing everything and everyone there, even though they gave up in a few minutes. As he left he made sure to burn the Valley down and spit on the ashes.

He graduated University in 2000 at only 6 years of age. He thought it was abit unfair though so he did all of school again, just to make sure no one doubted him of course no one did. Because if they did the death penalty would apply. He made friends with a group of people he knew would become very powerful in the future just to make sure they never tried to over run him. Of course Robert had gone to the future already because he had created a time machine in his spare time.

Once Robert passed school he put up a hit list of anyone who wasn’t his friend, making them leave the town before he finished them. Once Robert got older he journed around the world, finding some magical fairy dust on the way, he decided to use it to kill a few other gods that stood in his way.

He eventually concurred the Gods and became the Gods of Gods, ruling everything and everyone. As he came old of age he was backstabbed by his only son (which he created himself because no woman would create such a god like son) His son literally stabbed him in the back while he wasn’t looking and Robert died (of course Robert died on purpose because he wanted his son to lead)

Robert decided to settle down in hell so that he could torture any human that may pass and he lives happily ever after, torturing and poor soul.

That’s the story of the God of everything and everyone Robert Dredge

(if you have any feedback the God Robert Dredge could care less so go find something better to do, before Robert himself finish's you!)