User:Reyk/WikiHell

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The Four Circles of WikiHell are reserved for those who abuse the spirit and integrity of Wikipedia. Souls cast into the fiery depths below are condemned an eternity of fiendish torment, and there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

• The First Circle - Crufties Cruft is irrelevant content born of boundless enthusiasm, combined with a total ignorance of encyclopedic standards. Souls condemned to this circle of WikiHell are not punished as severely as others because there is (usually) no malicious intent in saddling Wikipedia with cruft, it's just really annoying.

• The Second Circle - Obsessive Inclusionists- Wikipedia is not paper. It is, however, also not toilet paper. Its function is not to collect crap. Those who would allow any old rubbish into Wikipedia are thrown into Satan's septic tank where they will learn, too late, that crap is bad.

• The Third Circle - Vandals -Incurable vandals are punished here; disfigured by acid as they disfigured Wikipedia with a few keystrokes. Muaahahahaha!

• The Fourth Circle - Spammers- The Fourth Circle is reserved for the scummiest of scumbags. Here they are forced to eat can after can of jelly-like, congealed spam. As soon as they finish one, another ten cans magically appear on their plate. I just love ironic punishment.