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The Pinky Punkys
The Pinky Punkys are a punk/hip hop/gay band formed by Hot David. Bandmembers consist of "Hot" David "DotCum" (lead vocals, pianist, electric cow bell) Robert "The Sanchez" Elledge (little triangle, practicing the more advanced bigger triangle right now; will be performed on the 2009 Iran & Israel Worldwide Concert Tour) Jon "Deep Throat McCock" McCook (flute, flute-swallower, perfected the Deep Throat Flute) and Eric "BeatSucker" P (basically orals, anals and everything else; known for his simultaneous beatboxing and sucking dick)
Robert Elledge was born on October 18, 1989. His birthplace was a trashcan located outside a local Merced, CA, Jack In The Box. As a small boy, he learned he had "super" powers. At the tender age of 10, he discovered his power of transforming ordinary gay people into small mammals. On January 10, 2000, Robert blew a giant wave of heated energy, call "narflogastic" energy into his elementary school, John C. Fremont Charter School.
Many people were killed, included 5 small children, 33 midgets, and 456 elderly people. Among the dead was his true love... Madam Erectidius. Madam Erectidius was a Sith Lord. She hid this fact from Robert, only to keep him from the truth. The truth that in January 38, 2018 (the month of January has 40 days because the United Council Of People Who Talk Shit For NO Apparent Reason ordered that there should be 40 days every other month and 19 inbetween so they can have more time to watch UFC and eat KFC).
Anyways... basically Robert was arrested. The cops found out he was bi-racial. One of the cops,Sgt. Pettel S. Johansonsonbergsteinowitz , heard of a tall tail of a bi-racial kid who discovers his powers. He said this Robert could be possibly be the one... the only... The Sanchez. Besides my superpowers I also work as a background dancer for the bi-racial and bi-sexual band "The Pinky Punkys" After forming "The Pinky Punkys" Robert and David Wojcik get married and have 27 kids and name them all after Ms. Stohs. They look like a mixture of german shepards and the red assed baboon.
"Hot" David "DotCum" Wojcik (pronounced wijigayboy)
- David Wojcik is the self proclaimed "hottest thing from Europe since Shakespeare"
David Wojcik was born is some poor ass german town that only had one horse... i mean whore, to sodomize. After he got his first erection... David discovered he had a power. This power was called the "Hot David". When angry(or horny) David can turn into Hot David. Hot David's special power is called Mr Hot. Mr. Hot is around 6 foot tall, with dark black hair growing off his round legs. His head is massive in size and includes a giant spout at the top for shooting venomous calcium deposits into your face.
Well, David moved to the greatest country in the world, USA, so that he can get a good education and so that he can atone for his sins of killing over 6 million jews and murdering innocent gay people by slapping them with Mr. Hot. David can still hear the screams every time he blows a load all over Deep Throat McCock.
Being part german and part polish, David also has another fantastical power called "woojoo weejee booboo" which is german for rocking the electric cowbell. David likes to read Helen Keller coloring books, watch Barney, and listen to Grannies Gone Wild on CD.
Jon "Deep Throat McCock" McCook
Being the only blond of the band he is responsible for stupid questions like "What dick? The huge mexican, the BA german or the GDBB's (GodDamnBigBalls) dick?" Although he looks a Lil' Jon bit retarded foolish his flute skills are over-fucking-whelming. Getting to the HeyDay/orgasm of the show, he is able to stick his flute all the way done his throat stimulating his anus. In the 2006 ½ recoring of "Shit Up and Suck!" Jon actually farts in the flute creating a new, so called FartTweetBurp, sound that starts with a various fart sound changing into a flute tune and ending with a shit tasting burp. We are currently writing on the half an hour song "UpFart" describing our new experiences with that new kind of Kama Sutra. Jon is what normal gender people call.... weird. He has a 3 incher with an inverted vaginal cavity which doubles as a pez dispenser.
He joined the band the last, but is still the most important member right after us three. He gets paid by the hour and has made good money so far. Now he can afford living in Abbey Lane in K-State. He gives thanks to the other band members every night after SuckHour for rescuing him from the Phillippine Sex Market and recruiting him for The Pinky Punkys. He gets paid by the whore whole group twice as much as he got in Asia, where he made 50¢ an Phillipine hour (63.934743 American minutes). When he got picked up in this dirrtey corner The Sanchez realized very quickly what beatboxing potential this guy had. He was able to make similar farting sounds sucking dicks as a Vukt Vagina (V²) does... He improved it to her his famous BeatSucking. He is in the top 10 for sexiest Pinky Punkeys. David Wojcik, even though he is married to Robert "The Sanchez" Elledge, is in love with Eric P. that is 13823.adf13 times the intensity of a Michael Jackson trial/orgasm performance. Oh, and a midget straped on a train when it crashes into a brick wall made of ethiopian bones.
Formerly just mentioned as the evil bro or evil B. Handsome Dave, Hot Davids twin, joined the band after a longer talk between Hot David's and Handsome Dave's Manager. What exactly has been discussed is unclear but one paparazzi was able to sneak in the locked conference room and could take this picture. Unclear is also what role Handsome Dave will play in the band. Authorities think that he will perform ass as a strip dancer for the groupies in the first row. An interview showed that fans all over the world are happpy about this new kid. K. Am Geih said: "Wow, I surely will appreciate another damn delicious ass." If why ai and bee tea dubble you, the twins are also called the HD twins.
Jared "Shitty Smitty" Smidt As the newest member of the band, his obligation is to suck as much dick as he can fit into is small banal mouth. He's 6 foot 2 inches with a ravenous appetite for small vaginas. He was born in lowly Kansass. When he woke up from being birthed out of the dark bowels of Danny Filth, he realized his destiny... the destiny of joining the gayest/bisexualist band ever!
News
Hot David hit a homerun with Mr Hot for the Abbey Lane CallBoyz Hot David's hot twin "Handsome Dave" joined surprisingly the band. Unfortunately, Hot David is on the Abilene High Suck, i mean School, Baseball team, so he automatically sucks at baseball. Abilene varsity suckers lost to Chapman 21-1 and 17-1. The reason Abilene lost was because the varsity team had to play without hot david because he's so good.
[Beat]Breaking News! The Pinky Punkys plan on releasing their first album, "Pinky Puke" 10-10-10(or whenever they actually get it done)! SONGS INCLUDE: "Punk In Your Ass", "Pinky Pubes", and "Deep Anal Pie."
[Beat]Breaking News! The Pinky Punkys has a new member! His Name is Jared Smidt. He will play bass/tuba. His Pinky Punky name is Jared "Shitty Smitty" Smidt. He's gay and half bisexual with a hint of herpes and mutated sex mushrooms.
[Beat]Breaking News! HOT DAVID AND SANCHEZ ARE GETTING MARRIED IN VEGAS BABY!!!!!!
Pinky Puke
Songlist
1. Pink Asses Wear Glasses 2. Shit In My Mouth Or Suck! 3. UpFart 4. Punk In Your Ass 5. Mr. Hot Hits the Spot 6. Pinky Pubes 7. Deep Anal Pie 8. Big n'Tasty 9. Proud To Be A Manwhore 10. Ain't No Blonde Too Dumb To Suck 11. Show Me What You Got! 12. If I Could Have A Sheep... 13. Wutang's Weekends
Sample Lyric: "If I Could Have A Sheep..."
If I could have a sheep I wouldn't be so gay If I could have a sheep Damn that would be sweet If I could have a sheep I wouldn't be so gay I would hump it all day At Guantanamo Bay If I could have a sheep I wouldn't be so gay And then I could get laid Without having to pay It would get in me deep The dick of a white sheep Well maybe of a big cock black sheep Damn that would hurt me It's dick would at least have ten feet Actually it's closer to nine Hell yeah I would motherfuckin' wine
COMING SOON
Soon, there will be "Pinky Punkys" t-shirts available for $10.99. To place an order, call 263-3456 and ask for Hot David
Also coming, Pinky Punky lyrics!
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