User:Reikken

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You, the one who entered this page. Why did you enter this domain? Was it knowledge you seeked?

What if I told you that which you seek is the Reikken?

Truthfully, The Reikken is less a concept and more a person.

For one to contemplate who Reikken is, one must first define the subtle meanings and symbology behind the very name. The very pronunciation of the name itself is perplexing. One can consider RAY-KEN, WREK-KEN, SHO-RYU-KEN, WRYYY-KEN, or the ever popular TAT-SU-MAKI SENN-PUU KYA-KA-DU-KEN. But regardless of how one chooses to pronounce his name, but one thing is clear, and one thing only. The letter "K", symbolizing an open hand in its purest form. Many things can be concluded from this: for one, Reikken is a man capable of opening his palm, not only physically, but also mentally, socially, psychologically, physiologically, figuratively, literally, philosophically, and most importanly, metaphorically. Never sexually, however. There is no coincidence then of this user's existence as a debator and commentor of a wide array of topics, most of which attain to the video game series Firu ERMBREMU.

Reikken is very well summed up as a robot with extreme number handling abilities. That's not all, though; this robot is also a stupid nob that "lulz" at people, sometimes even asking the rhetorical question "wtf?" Nobody actually likes him, but they're nice to him anyways because he provides free bagels.

Reikken also partakes of intelligent conversation, though this is a rare phenomenon and usually occurs only over AIM. His favorite expression is "ftw," and he is thought to enjoy Chinese food and h4xing other nobs. He's notorious for saying "Hmm,,,I wonder why,,," and then never finishing his thoughts. This has led to the slow and painful deaths of many a listener.

The mysterious robot known as Reikken was last sighted shooping da whoop with the alien creature CATS.

[edit] Reikken's FE6 Tier List

-Top- Rutger Lance Alan Percival Miledy Lalum Chad

-High- Clarine Deak Gonzales Elphin Echidna Fir Saul Ellen Lugh

-Upper Mid- Astol Noah Geese Shin Treck Marcus Oujay Lot Tate Roy Ray

-Lower Mid- Garret Klein Cath Bartre Thany Zeiss Fa Karel Hugh Cecilia Zealot Dayan Igrene Sue

-Low- Niime Yodel Douglas Dorothy Bors Barth Ward Lilina Wolt

-Bottom- Sophia Yuno Wendy

As you can clearly see in this tier list, Reikken is gay. Zeiss would obviously kick his ass any day of the week, be he an imaginary character or not. Then, he doesn't appreciate how hot Miledy is, and therefore shows a small penis. Hence, morons who fap to him.

[edit] Reikken's FE7 Tier List

-Top- Matthew Ninian/Nils Guy Raven

-High- Serra Priscilla Lowen Kent Erk Sain Marcus Oswin Pent Hector Harken Eliwood

-Upper Mid- Geitz Legault Rebecca Lucius Florina Fiora Heath Dart

-Lower Mid- Dorcas Isadora Lyn Vaida Hawkeye Jaffar Canas Rath

-Low- Bartre Louise Farina Renault Karel Wil Nino

-Bottom- Wallace Karla

Karla's bubz are more powerful that Reikken can handle. That is why he has his tier list in reverse order. Only a faggot would put a guy as the best unit in game.

[edit] Reikken's FE9 Tier List

-W1n- Titania

-Top- Jill Kieran Oscar Boyd Reyson Tanith

-High- Marcia Ike Makalov Astrid Mist Muarim Nephenee

-Upper Mid- Volke Mordecai Stefan Brom Soren Geoffrey Rhys Zihark Ilyana Tauroneo Tormod Calill Sothe Lethe Haar

-Lower Mid- Gatrie Devdan Mia Largo Nasir Ranulf Ena Ulki

-Low- Shinon Elincia Janaff Rofl

-Bottom- Lucia Bastian

lol rofl