User:Rajwoodson

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When I was three I had to pee. So I climbed a tree pulled out my wee and tinkled in the sea.

I didn't have tea nor any fancy brie. A meatless potpourri? No, to this I disagree. For I knew it was She. Without which, I had glee.

Atop the tree, I could see and listen all day to CDs (no not, Donny and Marie!) so I sang like a Banshee. "I found the key to life's uncertainty!"

Down on my knee, I pray to Thee. From problems I won't flee. First, Second or Third Degree. My loyalty I plea, no matter the debris This will bring jubilee. Perhaps though - only one Martini.

Most would agree, like my poetry, I swim like the butterfly and float like the manatee. My Love for You a spending spree. With Faith I decree. This is me. I am free.