User:Protein of the sea

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[edit] About Me

Hi children! (hey Chef).... there really ain't anything much to say about me. I made a wikipedia cuz I was mondo bored one time. So I was like "Hecks yes, children" and made it. And it was good.


[edit] My beleefz

I am a die hard, bleeding heart liberal. We'll leave it at that. I'm a Jew too. I do lots of Jew things Like Jewth group, and I work at the Jewish Community Center (well... this summer I did.) I also believe that little kids are kinda cool, because you can mess with them. One time at work, I told this boy that girls had cooties and if he was mean to them he'd get them and turn into a girl. This prompted a long discussion before I finally said "Dude, I'm messing with you." He called me liar.


[edit] Stuff I like

I like: post apocalyptic movies for mthe 70's, old television shows from the 90's, hello kitty, belligerency, hand farting, drag queens, RuPaul, Peewee's Playhouse, cartoons, catch phrases, heinous nicknames, cruisin on foot, little kids, (some) teachers, nice old people, old people scooters, faking sick, making fun of the X-Files, skateboarding, road trips, music, movies, candy, ice cream, ethnic food, Gumby Crackwhore, Pokey Pimp, faux gangsta, dedicating things to Tookie, Sailor Moon, reading, shoes, calenders, Ali G, stand-up comedy, nasty puppets, Dr. Science, Archie Mcphee, legos, nerd stuff, books that "catch you", underground comic books, seeing my elementary school friends (considering the fact that they all live on the other side of the country), Sea Scouts, debate team, NFTY, dress up,


[edit] Stuff I LOATHE!!!

Stuff I DEPISE!!: when MTV stops playing music in the early mornings, the fact that Liquid Television doesn't come on anymore, bad emo poetry, people who dress like goth/punk or whatever for the attention, bitchy people who are bitchy for no reason, pretentious people, people who can't give out praise for anything, pessimistic hipsters, Wendy's commericals, Wal Mart, the president, cold showers, cold weather, bad little kids, going to work really early and having nothing to do, and SUMMER READING


[edit] Bands that go into my ears and travel into my lymbic system and register into my brain that i like

!!!, Animal Collective, Apples In Stereo, Ayin, Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bis, Black Eyed Peas, Bloodhound Gang, The Bravery, Butthole Surfers, Button*Masher, Cake, The Cardigans, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, The Clash, Daft Punk, The Damned, Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, Desmond Dekker, Devo, The Faint, The Flaming Lips, Frank Zappa, Freezepop, Front 242, Gogol Borbello, Gnarls Barkley, Grandmaster Flash, Green Day, Gorrilaz, Iggy Pop, Jethro Tull, Jimmy Cliff, Joy Division, Junior Senior, Kaiser Chiefs, King Missile, King Sour, KMFDM, L7, Matisyahu, Moby, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nirvana, No Doubt, Of Montreal, The Offspring, Outkast, Peaches, Pearl Jam, Poe, Polaris, The Prodigy, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Retard-O-Bot, Richard Cheese, Rosetta Stone, seBADoh, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Shonen Knife, Slick Rick, Small Faces, Smashing Pumpkins, The Specials, Spinal Tap, Stereolab, The Stranglers, Sublime, Sugar Ray, Supergrass, Switchblade Symphony, Toy Dolls, Tub Ring, Velvet Underground, Veruca Salt, VNV Nation, Voodoo Glow Skulls, The Who, Yellow Magic Orchestra, YIDcore

[edit] Movies that I view with my pupil that go into my eyeball and register in my brain that I like

Tank Girl, Snatch, The Warriors, Animal House, The Salton Sea, Jackie Brown, Hebrew Hammer, Beyond Grandpa (1 and 2, Roybertito's 60 Second Spot, Rejected, Lily and Jim, Austin Powers (1 and 2), Men In Black (only the first one), Tommy, A Clockwork Orange, The Unicorn, Cat Love, Pearl Harbor: A Jew's Perspective, Billy's Balloon, Ali G Indahouse, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Freddy Got Fingered, But I'm A Cheerleader, Twelve Angry Men, Fargo, Barton Fink, Citizen Kane, Dr. Strangelove, Repo Man, This Is Spinal Tap, Festival Express, Annie Hall, Sleeper, Take The Money And Run, Fight Club, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Meaning Of Life, Life Of Brian, Godfather (1 & 2)


[edit] Television programs that I like to view... IN MY PANTS

Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, STELLA, Strangers With Candy, Beavis And Butthead, MadTV, Wonder Showzen, The Young Ones, Pete and Pete, Andy Milonakis, Jackass, Peewee's Playhouse, Legends of the Hidden Temple. I really liked TV Funhouse. And Powerpuff Girls. As well as Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, Kung Faux, Spongebob Squarepants and Star Trek Da' Nexxx Gen

AND MUTHERFUNKIN' VENTURE BROTHERS!!!

[edit] Books that make me gooder at stuff

Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Candy Freak, the Weetzie Bat series, Harry Potter, The Electric Kool-Aide Acid Test, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Kinky Friedman's Texas Guide to Etiquette, The Shining, Harvard Lampoon, Mad Magazine, Heeb, The Bean Trees, Urban Survival,


[edit] My heroes

Frida Kahlo, Hunter S. Thompson, Voltaire (the philosopher, not the "Oh My Goth" guy), Ayin, Dolly Parton, Jodie Foster, Alexander DeLarge, Isadora Duncan (she was strangled by her scarf when driving in Nice) and Ben Franklin. I like Tom Green too. And Kinky Friedman. And PEACHES!!