User:Pro Grape

Details This user was born in the United Kingdom. This user lives in Canada. This user lives in British Columbia. This user is male. 21 This user was born June 24, 1985. agn This user is an agnostic. This user has a pet tortoise. Languages en This user is a native speaker of English. fr-3 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français. de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. la-1 Hic usor simplice latinitate contribuere potest. Education Image:Blue mortarboard.jpg This user is a university student. This user is studying software engineering. eπi + 1 = 0 This user is studying mathematics. Politics This user takes an interest in politics. Image:CircleFlower.png This user is a supporter of the Greens. left This user is generally fairly left wing. This user agrees with some aspects of conservatism. conservative Computer This user has a MacBook Pro. This user runs both OS X Tiger and Windows XP on his computer. This user makes contributions using Safari. This user is an advanced Java programmer. Image:Cpluspluslogo.jpg This user is an advanced C++ programmer.  ARM  This user is an intermediate level ARM assembly language programmer. Interests ' This user plays the piano at an advanced level. Image:Downhiller.jpg This user is an avid mountain biker. This user paints in oils. Image:Old books.jpg This user reads voraciously. Image:Footballball.png This user follows British football. This user hunts for wild mushrooms. Likes & Dislikes This user enjoys many varieties of cheese. Image:EmeraldBlack.png This user likes emeralds. This user likes riding horses. Image:GlennGould.jpg This user finds the music of Glenn Gould inexpressibly excellent.

An Introduction by Narmer of Egypt

Pro Grape, or Professional Grape as is his preferred styling (though his close acquaintances and friends are allowed the honour of calling him, simply, Grape; I am one such person, and so will take the liberty of using his familiar name, though more with the purpose of conciseness in mind than that of demonstrating my acquaintanceship with him; for, in reality, I am a mere minion in comparison to the many in his wide social circle), currently resides in Canada. As one might have supposed after reading his name, he is a professional grape; that is, he is a grape by profession. There is very little information available as to what exactly this position entails, but many sources indicate that they have been assured by Grape himself that it is indeed a very demanding and time-consuming passtime, not one to be taken on lightly. One cannot help but sympathise with such an excellent and illustrious fellow, as these days it seems there is precious little time for leisure, at least for the ambitious at heart (as it seems the man under discussion must be).