User:Preston.pittman

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This page is about me, Preston S. Pittman, and my career as a Senior Airman in the US Air Force as well as my devastating lifestyle. I plan to drink until this page is fully loaded with all of the details. Then, I will probable lie about it to my bosses and get myself fired from the only job I could get after getting kicked out of the service. Sometimes I feel like everyone loves me and I deserve to be the best of the best. I plan to release my intention to pursue a career in politics and golfing, with a side career of binge drinking. If you would like to send details, please e-mail the author at preston.pittman@gmail.com.