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Contents 1 The Dark Ages (? - 2005) 2 Decio Migration 3 Founding and Organization 4 Government and Economy 5 Introduction of Transportation 6 Civil War 7 The Rebirth (Pizza Club II) 8 The Charter

[edit] The Dark Ages (? - 2005)

Prior to the actual organization of The Clube, the first known Matt, Travis, and Sam migrated to the Burger King on wednesdays. An estimated week or two passed before the first "Ozzie Smith" was seen. They were barbaric, and would often feast off of the Ozzie's meal. Artifacts lead scientists to believe they entertained themselves by reading the box of french fries, or making a mess with ketchup.

[edit] Decio Migration

Around Mid September - Early October, the small group migrated north in search of better food , until reaching Decio's. They settled in the booth in the back corner. [1]

[edit] Founding and Organization

Weeks after the migration, the Decio's Settlement was flourishing. They had become much more organized and would elect one person to pay for the group's meal every week.They titled themselves "Pizza Club". After each meal, they would often go outside and use chalk to make symbols on the ground[2], or have physical competitions such as throwing boxes, running, or throwing rocks in the giant pit. It was at this time when the first images of Pizza Club were recorded.

[edit] Government and Economy

The settlement is divided into two sections, the North Side and South Side. The person furthest in the booth, closest to the wall is the governor of that side. The Ozzie Smith is the governer of the North Side - population 3, and Samuel IV is governer of the South Side - population 4. J-Shot Larson is an aristocrat and does not apply to any governship and only resides in the North Side.

The Clube is a Democratic-Capital society, all members must bring enough money to pay for their own meal. Tip is either payed for by an elect person, or all members pay tip as well.

Under rule of Samuel IV, the Clube was a Socio-Commune-Dictatorship. The way of paying the bill was for one settler to pay for all the other settlers, then the next week a different one would pay for the others. This way, only one person would have to bring money and in the course of 6 weeks, everyone would have payed for each other. 3 - 4 months after the settlement, a revolution against Samuel IV changed the system. From then on, all clube members would bring their own money and pay for themselves.

In February 2005, M.C. Pete confronted the natives and set up a trade agreement which nearly doubled the Clube's income.

There are currently seven members.
(North Side - Governed by The Ozzie Smith)

1. The Ozzie Smith
2. Baby Feet
3. J-Shot Larson

(South Side - Governed by Samuel IV)

1. Samuel IV
2. Tarbis
3. M.C. Pete
4. Corey (milf)

[edit] Introduction of Transportation

Late October, a settler by the name of J-Shot Larson[3] developed the first mode of transportation other than walking. Larson was praised, and the locomotive usually added an extra 40 minutes to the Clube. However, the size of the vessel was not adequate to the population of the Decio's Settlement, and there would often be 6 to 7 people in the vessel, which normally seats 4 - 5. The Matt was often forced inside the storage area.

Baby Feet would be the second settler to get a locomotive, and Tarbis the third.

[edit] Civil War

In the December of 2005, an unknown settler was unsatisfied with the Decio's Settlement and demanded it be moved to Johnny's. Larson agreed, but the other settlers did not, and so began the civil war. Days of fighting lead to the fall of the Decio's Settlement. They moved to Johnny's and settled in the large booth in the back.

Almost immediatly the settlers found problems with their new settlement. The food:cost ratio was almost flipped in comparison to the previous settlement and the natives were often hostile, causing bad service. This caused famine and a plummet in their economy. The settlers quickly grew unhappy and staged a counter-revolt. They succesfully unseated the unknown settler and moved back to Decio's. The group "Decio's Firing Squad" was created to ensure civil order.

[edit] The Rebirth (Pizza Club II)

As the civilization's technology and culture grew at an very fast rate, the traditional ways of Pizza club had become sparse. The opposite sex, jobs, and the ability of mass transit (50% of citizens owned vehicles)were all factors in the deterioration of Pizza Club traditions and morals. Meetings were very sparse and would no longer be every Wednesday, or every week. Often times a meeting would take place once or twice per month.

The Ozzie Smith had

On February 28th, just over 2 years after the first nomads wandered to Decio's,

[edit] The Charter

"Ye Pizza Clube Charter" or just "The Charter", is the document containing all of the laws of Pizza Club. The first draft was created on August 17, 2006 by Samuel IV, and the final draft was made on August 20. It was divided into 6 articles, covering everything from rules of shotgun calling (article 4) to the class system (article 5)

A year after the establishment and creation of the clube, members seeking riches at other settlements, such as the Smoothie Kingdom, was at an all time high. The settlers began conceptualizing a law to prevent settlers from defecting. This led to the agreement of the creation of a written document containing laws and guidlines that all members must abide by. On August 17, 2006, Samuel IV wrote the first draft of what was called, "Ye Pizza Clube Charter". For the next 3 days the members made changes to The Charter, and on August 20, 2006, the final draft was made.

The Final draft reads:

Article 1	Let it be written that Ye Pizza Clube shall be held weekly on Wednesdays. Be held only if attending are FOUR or more members. If a location change be wanted, a fair vote must be counted. The location must only change if two-thirds of ye money carrying members vote YAY.
Article 2	If a member ever parts to a Smoothie King or elsewhere prior to ye event of Decios post majority declaring, ‘NAY’ to the proposition; punishment be strucken hastfully upon them.
Article 3	If Thy Baby Feet speak, he be hung. If ye Matt speak of thy gods or ye polotics in attempts of seriousness or debate, he be hung. Not shall Travis speak of gravity. Not shall Ozzie speak of filming soon. Not Shall Justin speak of Halo 2. Not shall Corey speak out saliva unto plate. Not shall Sam speak of apple pie.
Article 4	Be ye time for declaring “Shotgun” when all possible front seat riders be on their feet standing, and leaving thy Decio’s they be going. If argument occurs, a footrace be made to determine ye winner. Footrace details be determined by thy driver.
Article 5	Ye closest to thy wall be highest in ye rank. Ozzie be always on North side of ye booth, whilst Samuel be always on South side. Next to Ozzie be BabyFeet, and his next be Justin. Next to Samuel be Matt or Travis. To their next be Corey. If Sam be not attending, Let Travis take thy spot. Let none take the spot of The Ozzie. Justin often sit outside of booth, he is not inferior nor supieror.
Article 6	Once the Clube meeting comes to an end, all members may retire to ye side walke to mark with chalk. Options such as going to Sam’s for some ‘Next Gen’ be also an option. What be chosen remains up to ye remaining members.