User:PinkDeoxys/Kidz Bop Vandalism

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Kidz Bop is the name of a series of popular music albums recorded for kids, sold by Satan, with some help with his anagram, Santa, and frequently marketed through mind control. The advertisements typically involve children whispering subliminal messages while dancing to distract people. Survivors have discovered that the messages range from harmless ones, such as ~~I buried Paul~~ cranberry sauce, oh wait, that was The Beatles. The most common message is basically "buy me" and that isn't very subliminal. It is actually a woefully understudied "liminal" message that you can hear right out of the open.

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Kidz Bop is often advertised on television channels popular with young audiences, such as Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon; the commercials also have run frequently during the evening network-news broadcasts. Although the albums are primarily sold through direct mail-order for the first few months of availability, they are typically sold in stores as well. Not that the ads would tell you that.