User:Pha telegrapher

This user is male.

This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

en-
us-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

es-2

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

IntS-0

This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.

~~they~~

This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.

A, B, and
A and B

This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

ANAL 4

This user advocates good grammar usage.

¶	This user is a professional editor.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

+	This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.

This user is nearsighted.

M	This user is a student or alumnus of the University of Minnesota.

This user is a college dropout.

This user is car-free.^‡

This user is a carnivore.

This user believes that Caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user prefers cheesesteaks with Provolone.

This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.

This user eats bagels.

C₂H₅OH-3

This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

Moe

This user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.