User:Paulo Sanchez

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Paulo Sanchez is a man. A man with a head. And a head that thinks. He died over three years ago when he was trampled by angry republicans with an affinity for sangría, who all happened to be afflicted with the notorious prion disease: fatal familial insomnia. Sometimes he likes to make noises. Other times he enjoys Spanish mud wrestling on ESPN 8 (The Ocho.)

His life his almost completely comprised of blasphemous lies. His many role models include Stephen Colbert, Horatio Gates, Wandy Rodriguez, and the esteemed Dennis Haysbert.