User:ParanoidMike

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I live in Portland, Oregon, USA with my wife and dogs. I am a corporate hippie, recovering cataholic and I don't hide my grey.

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fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
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ca		 This user can speak Canadian English.
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BS This user can speak Bullshit.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.
sar-2 This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm.
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This user has a wife.
This user is owned by one or more dogs.
This user's time zone is UTC-8.
LH ← This user is a southpaw.
ADHD This user has ADHD.
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This user is originally from Canada but lives in the U.S.
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This user is a software engineer.

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This user supports public transit.
This user is interested in recycling issues.
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen
BATMAN This user is a fan of the Batman.
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prog-2 This user is an intermediate programmer.
C# This user can program in C#.
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batch-1 This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
xml This user can write XML.
This user uses Gmail as a primary E-mail service.
This user uses Windows XP.
OSrc This user contributes to Open Source projects.
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This user drinks coffee.


This user drinks beer.
This user enjoys going to the sauna.
d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
NPR This user listens to NPR.
Blue This user enjoys blues music.
@ This user plays NetHack.
P This user prefers to side with the Protoss.
Moe This user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.
This user is a fan of Heroes. Ordinary people discovering extraordinary abilities.
ADD This user has ADD.
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This user would like to be assimilated by Seven of Nine.
[adult swim] This user likes to watch Adult Swim.
This user is not afraid of the Evil Monkey.
TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.
news The only reality show this user watches is the news.
CBC This user supports the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
This user likes Horror Movies.
This user's got a case of the Mondays.
This user has got red on him.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.
This user rejects your reality and substitutes one's own!
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This user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.