User:Ontopofthewall/whatever1
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Соединенные Штаты Америки Propaganda state of Russia |
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Motto: Alcoholics of all nations, have a shooter! |
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| Anthem 1: Go West by Pet Shop Boys & Red Army Choir | |
| Anthem 2: Dark Water by Battle Potemkin Zombies | |
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Capital |
Syktyvkar |
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Largest city |
Hackerland |
| Official languages | Russian Reversal, Turbo Pascal, Swearing, Several orcish dialects |
| Ethnic groups | White Russians, Black Russians, Jews, Bears, and some Jedis |
| Religion | Stalin's Witnesses |
| Government | Communism-Capitalism |
| Russian Czar | Vladimir VII the Put In |
| Prime Minister | Ivan T. Jerkov Tverskoy Prospekt, Moscow |
| Formation | Was there before anyone could remember |
| National heroes |
John Lenin |
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Average temperature |
−189 °C |
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Maximum temperature |
−22 °C |
| Currency |
units of Communism, Ladas (equal to 0,05 dollarcent) |
| Internet TLD | .ru |
| Favourite pastime/sport | Command and Conquer: Red Alert, Tetris, World in Conflict, Yoshi, Literball, Hacking |
| Major exports | Vodka, Alexandrite, T-55s, Mis-Placed Nukes and Spare AK-47 Parts |
| Major imports | Snow and Ice |
| Intelligence | Ranked the very 1st Total - 2 Percent - 200.67% |
| Time zones | As many as Abu Hamza has toes plus hands |
| National antagonists | Chechen pigs |
