Wikipedia:OMGcom

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Mata Hari, patron saint of OMGcom.
Mata Hari, patron saint of OMGcom.

OMGcom is a proposed process for dispute enhancement. Editors who wish to create as much strife and drama as possible may contact OMGcom at any time for assistance. The members of OMGcom pledge to flood every available venue of discussion with misquotes and inflammatory accusations, drowning out rational discussion through sheer numbers and irrelevant side arguments.

OMGcom is ruthlessly opposed to The Cabal(TM) (or is a cabal, but if accused of being such then no cabal exists).

[edit] Members

There is considerable disagreement about who is a member of OMGcom. The list below is purported to be reliable, but if trusted as such it will be revealed that it is only a smokescreen for the real OMGcom which is managed through admin channel IRC or a seekret mailing list (the truth lies in whichever venue doesn't give you access).

OMGcom is self-appointed, or elected by the community, or foisted upon whoever draws the short straw, or chosen by Jimbo from a dark silken bag at midnight under a full moon. Whatever. Purported OMGcommers might be listed below:

  1. DurovaCharge! 22:07, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Filll (talk) 23:13, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
  3. Xavexgoem (talk) 06:66, 06 Sixtember, 1666 (UTC)
  4. Chetblong (talk) 20:51, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Martijn Hoekstra (talk) 22:34, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. Shoemaker's Holiday (talk) 22:35, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
  7. — E talk aussie 06:05, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
  8. MBisanz talk
  9. Seddon69 (talk) 07:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
  10. yayayayayaya! — Nearly Headless Nick {C} 17:11, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
  11. ——Martinphi ☎ Ψ Φ——
  12. dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) 11:36, 29 May 2008 (UTC)