User:Olf the terrible

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Audrey Ann Veronica Bear

Born June 10th 1989, in San Jose, California into a fun-loving family. Child of Veronica and Jerry Bear, she grew up with wrapping paper on the floor at Christmas time. They had paper ball fights in which each grew passionate to defend their determined territories. As the years passed she moved across the great U.S. of A. into Staten Island. Once there her Aunt, Mary, moved in with them.

Reaching puberty she found herself in the midst of many relationships. She started playing sports and making friends. Orange juice became a neccesity for two months or so. In her philosophies, hugs are vital to existing in a happy world. She hates and then loves being a teenage girl. Mutant ninja turtle!

Trivia: She had only one hairy armpit. Should she shave just the one...? A question for the ages.

Should she give up her fight with Forest Gump and just watch it already?

Should she quit vollyball to join the bowling team? (The games cost a fortune!)

The troubles of her young life!

Audrey currently is on the phone. ALERT THE MEDIA.

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