User:No1StarWarsfan

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MY GIFT LIST (! by the ones I got [don't look for any !'s]):

• AH-64 Apache
• Arleigh Burke class destroyer
• B-1 battle droid
• Cessna Citation Mustang
• Chevy Corvette C6 Z06
• CornerShot
• F-35B
• Laser cannon
• Stretch Limo
• Nuclear warhead ICBM
• Taser
• USS Nimitz (CVN-68)

AM I A RECKLESS DRIVER? LAST MONTH:

• Killed 37 pedestrians
• 12 people have died in my car from a heart attack
• 24 other drivers/passengers in other cars have been killed
• 96 pedestrians injured
• 23 people had a heart attack in my car
• 52 other drivers/passengers in other cars have been injured