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[edit] FACT OR FICTION: The Stories of CR

This is a list of all the stories told to supposed friends, now you decide if you think they are true.

1. CR once kissed Serg under the bleachers during track practice. 2. CR once told a whole bunch of people that James Phelan asked her to prom. JP at the time had a girlfriend, and publicly denied such proposal to CR. CR's friends were so nice that they didn't tell her they knew she was lying or that the whole school was talking about it. 3. CR has been rumored to be "practically dating" one BH. 4. CR has never told on any of her "friends" before, no matter what. Even when questioned by the dean. Of course, even a confession written by CR doesn't mean she told... right? 5. CR knew where all the parties were at, even at random shady houses in winter park. 6. CR always has an excuse for never showing up, whether it was that her car broke down on I4, or that she made a random trip to tampa and back in and hour and thirty minutes (in five o clock traffic) or that she went to the wrong place which of course was in the opposite direction. 7. CR can always leave an event early, because she is always meeting random boys, especially the co-practically dating person BH. 8. CR once stole a friend's phone at a party. CR then took number of friend's phone and changed it on hers to say the name of a certain boy who of course, was REALLY interested in her, one of many "practically dating" buddies. Throughout the night CR would repeatedly text herself from stolen friend's phone, making excuses to leave and text back. When caught by friend whose phone was stolen and another friend who was there as a witness, she confessed the whole thing, but pleaded for silence. 9. CR always has connections for alcohol, she will always bring it to any party when asked. If she doesnt it is simply because she drank it all, or was caught by an undercover cop. 10. CR claims to have gone skydiving before, but oddly enough has never told her "friends" of such an adventure. 11. CR was once mistaken by the new, older, and extremely cute track coach as being a coach too. She even has his number and has flirted with him on many the occasion. 12. CR once made out with one DM. Of course, this has neither been proven or disproven. Most likely is a figment of CR's imagination. 13. CR told everyone that BH was flying down just to take her to prom. Of course, sadly enough, something came up, and the boy whom she was "practically dating" never came. 14. CR met an cute guy at orientation but due to her lesbian inclinations, and her "practically dating" pal, was offended at the thought of spending time alone with cute guy. Later CR told others that her friends who were trying to set her up with said boy were jealous because she was receiving sooo much attention from him. Despite the fact that such previously mentioned friends have serious boyfriends and did not have a thought of jealousy. 15. CR was once at a party, and was slipped some "ecstasy". She was high all night on the stuff and didn't know which way was up or down, or how much shit had taken, man. 16. CR has on more than one occasion taken pictures of pictures to prove she was at an event/party with people. Of course, the date on the picture never matched up with the display time of the camera. A camera malfunction you say? I think not. 17. CR has always been in the top 20 of the class, gotten the best of grades, and never even studies or makes any effort at all! It is simply amazing. 18. CR never lies about anything and ALWAYS tells the truth.