User:NeoCarr
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My name is richard. i get raped everynight by a big mean man called "Trevor" who happens to be my farther. I dont have a social life and have collected pokermon card since i was 4! I often build forts out of them and as i throw pennies to destroy the fort, i video myself and make random sound effects, i want to be a director!
i wear scruffy clothes and have a big black bingbag..i mean coat, and i wear my heair long and proud.. in otherwords, im gay.
i only have one friend, his name is ben, he buys me food. i love ben.
I dont get fed at home as my parents hate me and lock me in a cupboard.
please donate to my charity and as i have no money for food or clothes!
Updates:
Here is my list of things i want to achive before i die!: (also things i need to do) - GET A LIFE - GET A FRIEND - GET A WASH - GET MY HAIR CUT - GET LAID! (never happen as i only like boys...mmm ben)
I have noticed that my best friend ben is in love with a girl caled maria they both love curry and share there love together in strange ways.. something involving a ticking noise. im not too sure about love, as i have never made it.. girls dont like me.. infact, noone likes me, my mum and dad HATE me.. my dad loves my arse though..HURTS ME IN MANY WAYS :(
I now have a severe case of anal rapage syndrome due to my dad ramming me everynight i dont dare go to the hospital as i will be embarrased.. im already embarrased about the way i look, as i am scruffy and need a life, my hair needs a wash but i cant afford shampoo.. or the water for that matter. The council has taken my bath away (Closed the local park Pond) So could you please sign my petition to help me get a life,money,food,friends and my bathpond back!
