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Volume 4, Issue 23 — 2008-06-02 Board elections open WikiWorld: "Facial Hair" Wikipedia in the News Dispatches: Style guide and policy changes Features and admins Bugs, Repairs, and Internal Operational News The Report on Lengthy Litigation

Old name- if you are feeling confused, I was formerly known as User:Proto.

New administrators - please put your RFA thanks messages (or the messages where you curse me for opposing you, whatever) directly into my mighty RFA thanks archive at User talk:Neil/RFA spam. I will read it, don't worry.

New to Wikipedia? - hello! See Wikipedia:Welcome and Wikipedia:Help for useful advice to get you started. If that doesn't help you, then by all means come back and ask me your question(s).

Did I delete your page? If it was through Articles for deletion, and you knew about it, kindly proceed directly to Wikipedia:Deletion review. I'll just direct you there anyway. Why not save time? Please check the deletion log first, though, as I may have already userfied it for someone. If your page was speedily deleted, read Wikipedia:Why was my page deleted?, and if you still don't see why it was deleted, then please do ask me here.

Can't edit my talk page archives? If there is anything (chiefly privacy stuff) you would like removing or amending, let me know below or by email. If you are unsure whether you want everyone seeing your message, don't post it here - again, email me.

Here to complain or talk about anything else? - yes, this is the right place. Note that I reserve the right to amend any abuse to make you appear unintentionally dumb, lame, or funny, and I may even resort to disemvowelling (using this) or unintelligencing (using this!)