User:NapalmRiot

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Napalm will kick you in the junk!

And, he will kick your mom in the junk!

Then, he'll steal your Wii!

And feed you to Odin's hamster!

Then draw your cold, lifeless body in ASCII!

Numerical prefix; using in class

[edit] This is my user page... Got it?

First off, I'd like to say... You vandalize here, I'll hunt you down and load your mailbox with spam. Got it? Good.

[edit] About Me

People often ask about me... Most answers end in (gunshot), "OH JESUS NO! NO! HE SHOT ME! Auughhhhh..."

Name: NapalmRiot, often going by Napalm, sometimes Manager by my team.

D.o.B: September 29, 1992

Personal: Well, first off, I'm a video game-a-holic. I've been playing since kindergarten. And yeah, I still like Poke'mon. I'm the manager for our school's 8th grade boys basketball team. That's why I sometimes go by Manager. Our first game is Sat. December 2nd. Updates then.

First Game: Super Mario Bros. Old skool.

First Console: Obviously, NES.

Favorite Game All-Time: Three-way tie between Resident Evil 4, Tales of Symphonia, and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. A great tie...

Number of Consoles: Hold on...

NES

SNES

Gamecube

Game Boy Color/Game Boy Player

DS/GBA

Sega Genesis

Playstation (x2)

Computer

Possibly 8, maybe 10, if you count the GBA capabilities of the DS, soon to be 11 if I buy a Wii.

Though, you may think that I'm a Nintendo fanboy, I am not. I am a Video Gamer, so I play all video games (except for the dreadful Legend of Zelda games on the CD-i. We shall'nt speak of them ever again.).

Number: 24

Sport: Baseball

Position: Center Field, but I really want to Catch.

Team: None other than the WORLD CHAMPION ST. LOUIS CARDINALS!!!!

Player: The Almighty David Eckstein

Music: Rock. Alt. Emo.

Bands: AC/DC, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, All-American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Dropkick Murphys, Yellowcard, Blues Brothers, The Who, and all the other rock bands of the 70's.

Boxers or Briefs? Boxers.

Wiki-Wingmen: Masonprof, and OdinReborn.

Bi-otchs: Haha. I wish.

"Will you kick me in the junk?": Gladly.

Do you have a subpage?: /Napalm Junk

Do you have your own website?: Uh... soon... uh, look over there! (runs away)

[edit] I PITY DA FOO WITHOUT USERBLOCKS!

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