User talk:Muslime
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84.81.162.34 (talk) 18:37, 13 March 2008 (UTC)The Muslime religion is based on the belief that there is one fruit above all other fruits. This fruit is the Limefruit.
In the year 550 b.c., the natives of the land of Otiofia (OTF is short) discovered a very large Lemontree after a discussion about religion where no ne could get along. According to the legend, Annie Liate (who, despite his name, was male) was the first at the scene and saw what he described as "A group of people worshipping green fruits". This was indeed spectacular. Many people, including the Muslims thought that this Tree was from hellish descent, and wanted nothing to do with it. Of course all people with common sence denied this wild theory, that was most likely caused by the similar names (Muslims and Muslimes). From that day on, the people of OTF worshipped and praised this Almighty Limetree.The 10 commandments of Muslime:
1 ) Thou shald have no other fruits before the lime.
2 ) Thou shalt not worship any false limes.
3 ) Thous shalt not take the name of the Lime in vain
4 ) Remember the harvest day, to keep it holy.
5 ) Honor thy lime seed and lime tree.
6 ) Thou shalt not kill with limes.
7 ) Thou shalt not commit limedultery.
8 ) Thou shalt not steal limes.
9 ) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy lime.
10 ) Thou shalt not covet limes.
And the Lime said, "Let all who cherish me be called Muslimes, and practice the Muslime faith"
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