User:Mr. Janda

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Welcome to the page of the greatest man to ever live. Some may not even consider me a man. Some consider me no less than a god. Some of my lifetime achievements include inventing the printing press while abandoned in an orphanage, surviving a nuclear meltdown, and inventing lightning. Some of my hobbies include rescuing poor and defenseless dogs. I may even rescue some dead dogs to bring them back to life. I have fought in every war that man has ever fought in, and I have always won. I am too humble, luckily, to run for president, because with a president so awesome, the world would explode. We, however, as Americans, are willing to risk it. Vote Janda in the next presidential election.

Here is a list of a few people I have had to straighten out throughout the years. And by straighten out, we mean that I have beaten them within an inch of their lives just to show them who was boss:

                        1. Chuck Norris
                        2. Sean Connery
                        3. Mr. T
                        4. Vin Diesel
                        5. Jesus