User:Maxgeist123

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The Original Barnstar
I award this barnstar to Max Geist for his general amazingness at life

~Jimmy Wales


The 99 Luftballons Award
I present this award to Max Geist

for being the most outstanding
German person in the world.
He is indeed a credit to our race
 ~ 13th President of Germany, Horst Köhler


The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
I award this barnstar to Max Geist because he rescued my cat from a tree

~Oprah Winfrey
The Spinning Barnstar
I award this barnstar to Max Geist because he spins me right round baby, right round. Like a record baby, right round round round.
The Pokémon Barnstar
I award this barnstar to Max Geist for being the world's biggest Pokémon fan

~Ash Ketchum
The da Vinci Barnstar
I award this barnstar to myself because it looks so damn cool

~Max Geist
The Massive Dick Barnstar
I present this barnstar to Max Geist for having a truly massive penis. Word on the street is that it's bigger than mine, but I have never seen it for myself.

~Ron Jeremy
The Mighty Defender of Justice Barnstar
I bestow upon Max Geist this barnstar, for being the most noble knight in all the land

~King Arthur
The Barnstar of National Merit
I award this barnstar to Max Geist for protecting our great nation from the little known threat of Mexican invaison. Not immigration, a legitimate invaison. They came rushing into Texas with their burritos and enchiladas and grenade launchers and whatnot. But Max killed 20,000 of them with his bare hands and 15,000 more with a piece of bamboo. He is a Real American Hero

~George W. Bush
Image:Finished barnstar.PNG The Barnstar of World Peace
Awarded to Maxwell Geist for his outstanding efforts to eliminate the Jews from the World

~Brendan Campbell
The Barnstar of Kung-Fu Excellence
I present this award to Max Geist for his acheivments in ass-kicking. In my lifetime I have seen him kill 14 Russian Mob hitmen, 17 ninjas, a group of 8 Muslim terrorists, 12 polar bears, and a Tyranosaurus Rex, all with his bare hands.

~Jackie Chan

[edit] Actual non-self-gave awards

The False Barnstars Award
I present this award to Maxgeist123

for doing nothing really achieving
besides giving himself his own barnstars.
Kimera Kat (talk) 00:09, 5 March 2008 (UTC)