User:MastCell/Infobox-MastCell

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MastCell
Third from left, seated.
Born	August 1, 2006
Died	My soul died on or around May 12, 2007, but I've kept right on editing. No one seems to have noticed.
Occupation	High school student and Planned Parenthood intern, apparently
Employers	Freelance work for Big Pharma, the FDA, the Rockefellers, the Knights Templar, the AMA, or anyone trying to keep The TruthTM off Wikipedia.
Net worth	Depends on whom you ask, but estimates are generally low.
Height	20 microns (OK, 19 and a half)