Manuel Jefferson

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Manuel "Manny" Jefferson Kilburg

Born on Thanksgiving day in 2004, the versatile black lab has done it all. He grew up on the tough streets of Cleveland, Ohio. There he became a world class street fighter under the stage name Man Bone Jr. he trained under the famed Man Bone Sr. In April 2005 he moved from the ghetto to living the high life in Lake Forest, Illinois. Once in the Chicago suburb, he began to show his skills as an all around bad ass, in one instance he chased a squirrel from the living room back to the cold outdoors where it belonged. In early 2006, he founded M & M Security where he is currently the CEO and is training his understudy Erik Vernon Mendez to become a world class security hound.

Manny facts:

Manny's current babe is Sheila "Fart Paw" Kilburg

His favorite Rugby team is the Sharks (Shaaks)

His favorite TV show is Live With Regis and Kelly

He one time ate an entire log of salami in one bite

He is well known for the potency of his farts

His favorite color is red

He one time killed a bird in the back yard by giving it the lazy paw right to its face

He scared away the neighbors dog just by looking at it

He is a well known jokester and he loves a good prank

He has an obsession with bones and only chews Cubans

His favorite movie is Marked For Death starring Steven Seagal, who also is one of his favorite actors

He is a great hunting dog and often while on hunts he humps cocker spaniels

He traces his lineage back to South Africa and the Dominican Republic

He is a well known political figure and sees himself as a man of the people

He is an advocate for workers rights and is currently working with Jesse Jackson about bringing a union to the M & M security.

He drives a motorcycle

Manny's nicknames:

Manny J, Manzo, Zeus, Dude, Dudes, Bone Man, Super Man, Erik, E Rock, Manny the Paws