User:Mad Dog Plaisted

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Mad Dog Plaisted is the most awesome person that ever lived.

[edit] How Awesome?

  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can kill Trogdor
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can belong to 7 clubs
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he once ran around the world so fast that he hit himself in the back of his head
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can jump over the moon WITHOUT a cat playing a fiddle
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, his tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried!
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he's the best trumpet in Washington Academy's 2007-2008 Concert Band
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can make fun of Chuck Norris and stay alive
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can slam a revolving door
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he's counted to infiniti...twice
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he's the reason why Waldo is hiding
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he doesn't read books...he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he lead a horse to water AND make it drink
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can speak brail
  • Mad Dog Palsited is so awesome, he doesn't cheat death...he wins fair and square
  • Mad Dog Plasited is so awesome, he once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can do a wheelie on a unicycle
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can delete the Recycling Bin on his PC
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, his Vista PC knows that it's safe to open any file
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can kill two stones with one bird
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can strangle you with a cordless phone
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can build a snowman out of rain
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can drown a fish
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he once had a heart attack...his heart lost
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he eats the core of an apple first
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can play the violin with a piano
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can make a paraplegic run for his life
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he is Darth Vader's father
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he can tie his shoes with his feet
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
  • Mad Dog Plaisted is so awesome, he made a joke about himself and didn't laugh

[edit] Resources

The Original Chuck Norris Fact Generator: http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck