User:MadMaxBeyondThunderdome

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MadMaxBeyondThunderdome drops rhymes like pennies off the empire state, so he can sit back and watch them accelerate.

The Lord God Boognish compels you!

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Truman This user is a student, alumnus, or friend of Truman State University.


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en This user is a native speaker of English.
de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
zh-4 該用戶能以道地的中文進行交流。
该用户能以地道的中文进行交流。
ang-2 Þes brūcere cann forðian mid middelre mǣðe Englisces.
non-1 Þessum njót er mjǫk stirt um norrœnt mál.
el-1 Αυτός ο χρήστης μπορεί να συνεισφέρει σε βασικού επιπέδου ελληνικά.
pig Isthay useryay ancay eakspay Igpay Atinlay.
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[edit] Stuff I do

  • Write Poetry
  • Pwn n00bs
  • Photosynthesize
  • Ride My Bike
  • Enjoy Languages
  • Dance-off my electrolytes
  • Taking Pure Guava from Brendan
  • Go to Truman State University

[edit] Biography

I was born in the ghost of a small mining community around 1974. I say around 1974 because my birth records went up in the famous Tempe Hospital Blaze of 1981. That blaze took my mother. My father was soon after tried and found guilty before a jury of his peers for the crime. My sisters were inconsolable. My father enjoyed a lengthy stay of execution 'til that sum bitch' Nixon pulled the switch to gain credibility in the polls. Not that I have anything against Nixon. People say he was a decent man. Perhaps the stress of his position swayed his thoughts off course to a dark and murky water. Anyway, I digress. With one flick of a clammy prison guard's finger my hopes of ever learning my true date of birth went up in a frizzle of smoke. However, my intentions are not to dwell on the vacancies that have been made manifest in my life but rather the fulfilling times. Those shared memories of loved ones, of bouncing a grandchild on my knee or sneaking my first kiss behind the drive-in. Yes it are these triumphs of the human spirit that I wish to make th heart of what I am about to tell you...

[edit] Media I Have Been Known To Enjoy (At Certain Times)

  • Movies by Wes Anderson
  • Movies by the Coen Brothers
  • Old / Middle English Literature
  • Godspeed! You Black Emperor
  • Ween (all hail Boognish)
  • Rory Gallagher
  • "Oz" 'til I'm depressed, then "Scrubs"

[edit] Things I Tend to Think (When Provoked)

  • Punching Bags are cool
  • Ween is a better band than I am human
  • Tony Kroeger doesn't mind head injuries
  • Cars are just isolating pieces of metal that careen through a treeless countryside waiting to crash into each other in an eruption of steel and glass.
  • There are more to trees than mother culture believes
  • There are more to animals than we will ever know