User:M0RHI/Quaint My Mansion

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The plan goes: Mansion -> Buy Quaint Stuff -> Buy more quaint stuff -> Cottage (mission successful). Thus, as an occifer and a gentleman, I shall be needing the following items for next year's house:

[edit] Quaint my Mansion (Version 1.1)

Decanters

Malts (maybe 2 for good measure)
Wine
Gin (does a specific gin decanter exist?)

Glasses

Red wine glass
White wine glass
Tumbler
Martini glass

Real ale

Some classy storage method, and cellar-cool cooling method thereof.

Tea

Caddies
Pot
Cosy
Infuser(s)
Cup with saucer
Teaspoons Emoscopes Talk 02:51, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

Newspaper storage rack

Telegraphs to fill this

Rugs

Some sexy desk lamp or another

Perhaps one of those banker's lamps
Else, something ultra-modern

Armchair

Consider wing-back chair
Accompanying poof of the non-homosexual variety.

Cane

Do feel free to add any other items it would be beneficial for me to have (and sign (~~~~)) below:

  • A photograph of HM the Queen
  • A framed map of the British Empire, c. 1922, showing all the pink bits at their greatest extent.

Emoscopes Talk 01:56, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

  • A photograph of Baroness Thatcher LG, OM, PC, FRS

M0RHI 01:58, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

  • A framed portrait of Stuart Paterson giving a speech to the Tories.

Subloodyperb 14:56, 17 June 2006 (UTC)