User:Love me 33

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

BS-n

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

to / too
/ two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

This user is a carnivore.

This user is currently on
a seefood diet. ^†

This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple.

In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user believes that tomatoes are fruits.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user prefers dark chocolate .

COKE
zero

This user drinks COKE Zero religiously.

PANERA

This user enjoys Panera Bread.

You just lost The Game.

This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)

This user plays games on a graphing calculator.

This user plays Guitar Hero on medium.

This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.

$0.\bar{9}$ =1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it. But wishes that other people could understand in the way he does.

ax²+bx+c=0

This user likes algebra.

CUTE

This user aims to be cute.

oasis

Someday you will find this user caught beneath the landslide in a Champagne Supernova in the sky.

This user would want to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to discover it by themselves.