| EP# |
Title |
Airdate |
Prod. code |
| 1 |
"This Show is Called Squidbillies" |
October 16, 2005 |
101 |
| The back story for the series, focusing on Rusty's conception and childhood leading to his reunion with Early. |
| 2 |
"Take This Job and Love It" |
October 23, 2005 |
102 |
| Early is fired from his job selling mattresses and must find new employment to avoid violating his parole. |
| 3 |
"School Days, Fool Days" |
October 30, 2005 |
103 |
| The Sheriff informs Early that Rusty must be given an education, so Early decides to home-school him. |
| 4 |
"Chalky Trouble" |
November 6, 2005 |
104 |
| An anti-white people rally leads to the revelation that Rusty's mom is white. |
| 5 |
"Family Trouble" |
November 13, 2005 |
105 |
| Rusty is reunited with his mother, Krystal, leading to questions and testing regarding his paternity. |
| 6 |
"Office Politics Trouble" |
November 20, 2005 |
106 |
| Dan Halen Industries begins mass-producing Early's home made alcohol under the brand name "Glug". |
| EP# |
Title |
Airdate |
Prod. code |
| 7 |
"Government Brain voodoo Trouble" |
September 18, 2006 |
107 |
| The Sheriff and Early visit a therapist together. |
| 8 |
"Butt Trouble" |
September 25, 2006 |
108 |
| Rusty begins laying eggs, to Early's dismay. |
| 9 |
"Double Truckin' the Tricky Two" |
October 2, 2006 |
109 |
| The family attempts to win the lottery. |
| 10 |
"Swayze Crazy" |
October 9, 2006 |
110 |
| Patrick Swayze comes to town. |
| 11 |
"Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble" |
October 16, 2006 |
111 |
| Early wears his "party hat" to church, upsetting the reverend and God. |
| 12 |
"Meth O.D. to My Madness" |
October 23, 2006 |
112 |
| Early buys land and tries to make money on it, including drafting Lil into cooking Meth. |
| 13 |
"The Tiniest Princess" |
October 30, 2006 |
113 |
| On Halloween night the family confronts the local monsters. |
| 14 |
"Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust" |
November 6, 2006 |
114 |
| Granny is hospitalized, in need of an operation the family can't afford. |
| 15 |
"Bubba Trubba" |
November 13, 2006 |
115 |
| Comedian Plumber Bubba (a parody of Larry the Cable Guy) does a show in town. |
| 16 |
"Burned and Reburned Again" |
November 20, 2006 |
116 |
| Early and Krystal reconcile, but it doesn't go well. |
| 17 |
"Terminus Trouble" |
November 27, 2006 |
117 |
| Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff tour Atlanta, where Early is arrested. |
| 18 |
"Survival of the Dumbest" |
December 11, 2006 |
119 |
| Another squid causes Rusty to question the nature of life. |
| 19 |
"A Sober Sunday" |
December 18, 2006 |
118 |
| Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays. |
| 20 |
"Rebel with a Claus" |
December 25, 2006 |
120 |
| On Christmas night Early captures and ransoms Santa Claus. |
| EP# |
Title |
Airdate |
Prod. code |
| 21 |
"Webnecks" |
January 20, 2008 |
201 |
| Rusty's knack for computers leads to a robotic revolution in Dougal county. |
| 22 |
"Beast Implants" |
January 27, 2008 |
202 |
| After Granny's skin is burnt off she has her body parts replaced with different animals, which causes her to act like them. |
| 23 |
"Tween Steam" |
February 3, 2008 |
203 |
| Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity—until he begins puberty. |
| 24 |
"Wing Nut" |
February 10, 2008 |
204 |
| Dan Halen Industries genetically engineers a chicken entirely made of wings. |
| 25 |
"Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice and Moderation'" |
February 17, 2008 |
205 |
| Rusty sells his soul to the devil in exchange for guitar skills. |
| 26 |
"Earth Worst" |
February 24, 2008 |
206 |
| After Early sells some of the land for commercial use, the family have a run-in with a group of hippies. |
| 27 |
"The Good One" |
March 2, 2008 |
207 |
| Lil gives birth to a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize, until he becomes attached to one of them. |
| 28 |
"Sharif" |
March 9, 2008 |
208 |
| Having an attractive and youthful odor comes at a heavy price. |
| 29 |
"Condition: Demolition!" |
March 16, 2008 |
209 |
| Testing Dan Halen Industries new body spray causes intense hallucinations for Early and Rusty. |
| 30 |
"The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilema" |
March 23, 2008 |
210 |
| A documentary on "ignorant land squids"—the Cuylers—is filmed in Dougal county. |
| 31 |
"The Unbearable Heatness of Fire" |
April 6, 2008 |
211 |
| The Sheriff investigates the cause of a fire that claims the Cuyler home. |
| 32 |
"Tuscaloosa Dumpling" |
April 13, 2008 |
212 |
| Rusty is put through a number of trials to prove his maturity. |
| 33 |
"Armageddon It On!" |
April 20, 2008 |
213 |
| The Rapture occurs and various Dougal county residents ascend to Heaven, while others do not. |
| 34 |
"Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen" |
April 27, 2008 |
214 |
| A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen. |
| 35 |
"Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby" |
May 4, 2008 |
215 |
| Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff hunt Georgia's rarest bird. |
| 36 |
"An Officer and a Dental Dam" |
May 11, 2008 |
216 |
| After Granny takes ill, Early has her personal effects appraised on a public television program and discovers a long forgotten affair with General Robert E. Lee. |
| 37 |
"The Okaleechee Dam Jam" |
May 18, 2008 |
217 |
| When Dougal County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs. |
| 38 |
"Pile M for Murder" |
May 25, 2008 |
219 |
| Dan Halen grows a tail and horn and hears a voice, prompting him to have "Mount Murder" built, at the top of which he piles the bleached skulls of the laborers. The Cuylers have accidentally sold (given away) their mud for gas money to go muddin'. |
| 39 |
"Mud Days and Confused" |
June 1, 2008 |
218 |
| Dougal county celebrates Mud Days, during which Dan Halen presents the community with a corn maze. |
| 40 |
"Krystal, Light" |
June 8, 2008 |
220 |
| Early becomes more drawn to Krystal after she wins the lottery. |
