| # |
Title |
Writers |
Original airdate |
Series No. |
| 02 |
"Series One Episode One (The Fallen Madonna)" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 14, 1984 |
#1.01 |
| René tries to get a forgery of The Fallen Madonna made, as Hitler wants the original. |
| 03 |
"Pigeon Post" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 21, 1984 |
#1.02 |
| The uniforms of the German officers have been borrowed and accidentally burnt, so some must be made by London. |
| 04 |
"Saville Row to the Rescue" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 28, 1984 |
#1.03 |
| The Germans participate in Resistance activity so they can get their uniforms back. |
| 05 |
"The Execution" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 5, 1984 |
#1.04 |
| René is caught blowing up a railway line, and is consequently ordered to be executed. |
| 06 |
"The Funeral" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 12, 1984 |
#1.05 |
| René starts to pose as his own twin brother - but this requires that a funeral must take place. |
| 07 |
"Red Nick's Colonel" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 19, 1984 |
#1.06 |
| René is ordered by the Communist Resistance to shoot the Colonel and the Captain. |
| 08 |
"The Dance of Hitler Youth" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 26, 1984 |
#1.07 |
| The Resistance attempt to retrieve the real painting and help the airmen escape, while the Germans have a party in the café. |
| # |
Title |
Writers |
Original airdate |
Series No. |
| 16 |
"The Nicked Knockwurst" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 5, 1986 |
#3.01 |
| The Communist Resistance have stolen the sausage containing the portrait of The Fallen Madonna . |
| 17 |
"Gruber Carpeted" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 12, 1986 |
#3.02 |
| The stolen sausage ends up in the mouth of Lt. Gruber's Alsatian dog. |
| 18 |
"The Sausage in the Wardrobe" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 19, 1986 |
#3.03 |
| The sausage ends up in the wardrobe of the General; forcing the Resistance, the Germans, and the Gestapo to try and retrieve it. |
| 19 |
"The Flight of Fancy" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 26, 1986 |
#3.04 |
| The Resistance attempt to get the Airmen to escape to England in an antique plane. |
| 20 |
"Pretty Maids All in a Row" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
January 2, 1987 |
#3.05 |
| The Airmen are dressed up as "women of the street", so they can be theatrically shot and transported to the mortuary. |
| 21 |
"The Great Un-Escape" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
January 9, 1987 |
#3.06 |
| The Resistance build a tunnel into the local Prisoner of War camp, to try and hide the British airmen |
| # |
Title |
Writers |
Original airdate |
Series No. |
| 22 |
"Prisoners of War" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
November 7, 1987 |
#4.01 |
| The Resistance and German officers get used to life inside the Prisoner of War camp. |
| 23 |
"Camp Dance" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
November 14, 1987 |
#4.02 |
| Gruber rescues everyone (including the British airmen) from the Prisoner of War camp. |
| 24 |
"Good Staff Are Hard to Find" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
November 21, 1987 |
#4.03 |
| As René's waitress Maria did not escape from the Prisoner of War camp, a replacement waitress is found in the form of Mimi. |
| 25 |
"The Flying Nun" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
November 28, 1987 |
#4.04 |
| Herr Flick jams the Resistance's radio signal, forcing them to use a kite aerial instead. |
| 26 |
"The Sausage in the Trousers" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 5, 1987 |
#4.05 |
| A mix up of sausages happens at the café when paintings, batteries and dynamite are all delivered at the same time. |
| 27 |
"The Jet Propelled Mother-In-Law" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 12, 1987 |
#4.06 |
| The Resistance work in the commandeered local vineyard, in an attempt to find a spy camera which was dropped there by the RAF. |
| # |
Title |
Writers |
Original airdate |
Series No. |
| 28 |
"Desperate Doings in the Dungeon" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 3, 1988 |
#5.01 |
| René is tricked by Herr Flick, and imprisoned in the Château dungeon. |
| 29 |
"The Camera in the Potato" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 10, 1988 |
#5.02 |
| René has a midnight encounter with Lt. Gruber after trying to photograph the safe in the Château. |
| 30 |
"Dinner with the General" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 17, 1988 |
#5.03 |
| The General invites Helga to dinner, while the Resistance break into the Château disguised as firemen. |
| 31 |
"The Dreaded Circular Saw" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 24, 1988 |
#5.04 |
| René and LeClerc escape from the Château, but are promptly captured by the Communist Resistance. |
| 32 |
"Otherwise Engaged" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 1, 1988 |
#5.05 |
| The leader of the Communist Resistance turns out to be René's childhood sweetheart. |
| 33 |
"A Marriage of Inconvenience" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 8, 1988 |
#5.06 |
| Denise orders René to marry her, but Edith and the café waitresses have other ideas. |
| 34 |
"No Hiding Place" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 15, 1988 |
#5.07 |
| The Communist Resistance orders revenge on René's household, due to the failed marriage ceremony. |
| 35 |
"The Arrival of the Homing Duck" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 22, 1988 |
#5.08 |
| The RAF send a long-distance duck, so the Resistance can deliver the microfilm back to England. |
| 36 |
"Watch the Birdie" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 29, 1988 |
#5.09 |
| The long-distance duck escapes, and the invasion plans still need to be photographed. |
| 37 |
"René - Under an Assumed Nose" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
November 5, 1988 |
#5.10 |
| René is ordered to be shot, and so disguises himself as a French General. |
| 38 |
"The Confusion of the Generals" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
November 12, 1988 |
#5.11 |
| The General holds his conference in the café, while lots of British airmen are tying to escape. |
| 39 |
"Who's for the Vatican" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
November 19, 1988 |
#5.12 |
| The Colonel decides to try and hide in the Vatican, but he needs to sell the paintings first. |
| 40 |
"Ribbing the Bonk" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
November 26, 1988 |
#5.13 |
| René robs the local bank in order to pay the Communist's ransom for the Colonel. |
| 41 |
"The Reluctant Millionaires" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 3, 1988 |
#5.14 |
| René finds out that the money stolen from the bank was Gestapo money. |
| 42 |
"A Duck for Launch" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 10, 1988 |
#5.15 |
| The microfilm is ready to be sent to England, but the long-distance duck is not will not leave. |
| 43 |
"The Exploding Bedpan" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 17, 1988 |
#5.16 |
| Alfonse is arrested by the Gestapo for passing forged banknotes; but he collapses and is sent to hospital. |
| 44 |
"Going Like a Bomb" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 24, 1988 |
#5.17 |
| The Resistance plot to have the British airmen sent back to London inside empty landmines. |
| 45 |
"Money to Burn" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
December 31, 1988 |
#5.18 |
| Madame Fanny accidentally burns the stolen money, just as Herr Flick orders that it be returned to him. |
| 46 |
"Puddings Can Go Off" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
January 7, 1989 |
#5.19 |
| The Resistance have used the explosive from the landmines to make 500 exploding Christmas puddings. |
| 47 |
"Land Mines for London" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
January 14, 1989 |
#5.20 |
| Flick and Von Smallhausen hide in the empty landmines; just as they are sent to be dropped over England. |
| 48 |
"Flight to Geneva" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
January 21, 1989 |
#5.21 |
| René has had enough of the war and decides to elope with Yvette on-board the Geneva Express. |
| 49 |
"Train of Events" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
January 28, 1989 |
#5.22 |
| Edith ends up in the place of Yvette; while Gruber and the Colonel attempt to retrieve the real painting. |
| 50 |
"An Enigma Variation" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
February 4, 1989 |
#5.23 |
| The Resistance pose as a musical quartet to retrieve the paintings and an Engima machine from the Château. |
| 51 |
"Wedding Bloss" |
John Chapman & Ian Davidson |
February 11, 1989 |
#5.24 |
| Edith orders René to remarry her immediately; but Alfonse has to perform the ceremony. |
| 52 |
"Down the Drain" |
Ronald Wolfe & Ronald Chesney |
February 18, 1989 |
#5.25 |
| The Resistance attempt to get the Enigma machine to England by flushing it down the town's drains. |
| 53 |
"All in Disgeese" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
February 25, 1989 |
#5.26 |
| Everyone goes in disguise, as René is ordered to be shot if the Enigma machine is not returned. |
| # |
Title |
Writers |
Original airdate |
Series No. |
| 54 |
"Desperate Doings in the Graveyard" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 2, 1989 |
#6.01 |
| Gruber gets the shock of his life, when he sees the Ghost of René's dead twin brother in the graveyard. |
| 55 |
"The Gestapo for the High Jump" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 9, 1989 |
#6.02 |
| The Gestapo are tricked in to believing that the local Resistance is made up of witches and monsters. |
| 56 |
"The Nouvion Oars" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 16, 1989 |
#6.03 |
| The Resistance attempt to help the Airmen get to a British submarine, which is waiting in the local river estuary. |
| 57 |
"The Nicked Airmen" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 23, 1989 |
#6.04 |
| After failing to make it to the submarine, the British Airmen are captured by the German officers. |
| 58 |
"The Airmen De-Nicked" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
September 30, 1989 |
#6.05 |
| The Resistance disguise themselves as Intelligence officers, so they can free the British Airmen. |
| 59 |
"The Crooked Fences" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 7, 1989 |
#6.06 |
| René arranges a "fence" where the painting is exchanged for the stolen gold from the cuckoo cock. |
| 60 |
"Crabtree's Podgeon Pist" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 14, 1989 |
#6.07 |
| The wedding of Fanny and LeClerc takes place, at which time the Airmen will attempt to escape in a helium filled balloon. |
| 61 |
"Rising to the Occasion" |
Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft |
October 21, 1989 |
#6.08 |
| The General is placed in hospital after he goes mad. The helium balloon rises up with the bed of Fanny and LeClerc attached to it. |
| # |
Title |
Writers |
Original airdate |
Series No. |
| 62 |
"A Quiet Honeymoon" |
Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam |
January 5, 1991 |
#7.01 |
| General Von Flockenstuffen takes command of the district; while Fanny and LeClerc are placed in prison. |
| 63 |
"An Almighty Bang" |
Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam |
January 12, 1991 |
#7.02 |
| General Von Klinkerhoffen manages to escape from the hospital; and Von Flockenstuffen is blown up in René's café. |
| 64 |
"Fleeing Monks" |
Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam |
January 19, 1991 |
#7.03 |
| René is to be given a collaborator's medal, but decides to try and escape to England instead. |
| 65 |
"Up the Crick Without a Piddle" |
Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam |
January 26, 1991 |
#7.04 |
| Edith ends up with René in England, where they both happen to meet Hans Geering (who has switched sides). |
| 66 |
"The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic" |
Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam |
February 2, 1991 |
#7.05 |
| The Resistance try to get the airmen back to England by using telegraph poles to make a raft. |
| 67 |
"The Spirit of Nouvion" |
Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam |
February 9, 1991 |
#7.06 |
| The local paper runs a "Spirit of Nouvion" contest; while the Resistance break into Herr Flick's safe. |
| 68 |
"Leg it to Spain!" |
Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam |
February 16, 1991 |
#7.07 |
| The Resistance place the Airmen in wine barrels, which are promptly commandeered by the General. |
| 69 |
"Prior Engagements" |
Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam |
February 23, 1991 |
#7.08 |
| The General suggests that Edith marry Captain Bertorelli, so a mixed marriage can be promoted in the local paper. |
| 70 |
"Soup and Sausage" |
Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam |
March 2, 1991 |
#7.09 |
| In an attempt to rescue the Airmen from the sewer, René brings out his old ice-cream truck as a distraction. |
| 71 |
"René of the Gypsies" |
Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam |
March 16, 1991 |
#7.10 |
| As the previous plan failed, the Resistance organise a Gypsy Carnival to pose as a distraction. |