User:Lampshademan

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[edit] Languages

en This user is a native speaker of English.
es-3 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.
eo-1 Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per baza nivelo de Esperanto


BS-n This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
du-1 This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
... This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

[edit] Programming

prog-2 This user is an intermediate programmer.
<html> This user can write HTML.
.css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
js This user can program in JavaScript.
php This user can program in PHP.
vb This user is a Visual Basic programmer.

[edit] Music

sax-2 This user is an intermediate saxophonist.
kzo-3 This user is an advanced kazoo player.
Image:saxophone-icon.svg This user enjoys jazz music.
This user has an iPod.

[edit] Sex

This user is male.
This user is heterosexual.
porn This user enjoys pornography.
ag This user is androgynous when online.
This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.
This user likes nice totems.


Image:Elephant penis.jpg This user's penis is probably bigger than yours.

[edit] Politics

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.


[edit] Philosophy

This user enjoys philosophy.
This user is interested in religion.
Image:Dharma wheel 1.png This user is a Buddhist
This user is interested in Taoism.
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.


[edit] Software

56k This user has a 56k modem connection.
This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is sacapuntas8990 .
Firefox This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user uses LimeWire
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

[edit] Personal Interest/Other

This user lives in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
YM This user is your mom.
This user is a pyromaniac.



[edit] Contributions to Wikipedia

  • A quickly deleted article on the stylings of Kevin McQuaig.
  • A quickly deleted article on Josh Weik.
  • Added possible theory to the importance of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
  • An section on Al Roker in the Uncyclopedia article "Obesity".

[edit] Goals and Aspirations

  • Find time to Meditate more.
  • Break attatchments to material wealth.
  • Get laid.